Suarez, Carroll > Torres

[roguejuror]

lol

 

[SoV]

Chelsea fans made a banner for Torres:

Very original from them:

 

[roguejuror]

I wish tomorrow's match would have been in Anfield.

 

[Polaroid]

Chelsea fans made a banner for Torres:

Very original from them:

If I'm not mistaken, the little squiggles are from the Shankley Gate and perhaps should have been removed from the blue version. Who would have thought you'd find a Chelsea fan with no idea about soccer history?

Final score Chelsea 0 Liverpool 1, Torres off after just over an hour.

 

[SoV]

Hahaha, yes, those are the Shankly gates.

Brilliant game, great win, our supporters were boss once again. Happy days!

 

[Squirrel]

Chelseas attempt at sticking a square peg in a round hole failed miserably - I know its only one game but they are an old team and I dont see how Anelka, Drogba and Torres can EVER play in the same system.

Still, wont matter for Drogba when he goes to Real Madrid at the seasons end.

 

[Polaroid]

Fernando Torres visits the library and asks for a book on the net.

The librarian says, "It's 12 yards in front of you."

90 minutes later Torres comes back and says, "I can't find it."

 

[SoV]

Fernando Torres visits the library and asks for a book on the net.

The librarian says, "It's 12 yards in front of you."

90 minutes later Torres comes back and says, "I can't find it."

David Blaine's record of doing nothing in a box for 40 days has just been broken by Fernando Torres.

BREAKING NEWS: Ceasefire in Libya as the UN have sent in Fernando Torres - No shots reported so far.

 

[fiveteamer]

 

[SoV]

Torres has settled as a barman. He is good at putting shots over the bar.