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what about b&d, does that do anything for ya plommer?
Nope, not at all, pal.

When it comes to porn my needs are very specific, and very plain & simple.
Girl next door type getting fucked works 100% of the time. Thats why I like the amateur stuff - I enjoy watching a shy reserved woman being coy and needing convincing to participate.
"Oh your cock is so big - I don't know" That kinda stuff.

Speaking of lesbians, I saw a scene recently about asian lesbian massage where one extremely pretty girl got this other impossibly beautiful girl off just using her hands. Simple and effective. It was deluxe.
Was it enough to bring you to climax - with kok in hand?
 
I've been looking for this specific porno for 7 years since I saw it on German tv and can't find it. Since it seems I'm amongst connoisseurs of the trade here, maybe one of you have seen it or at least tell me where to search for this stuff.

Significant points I can remember: Set in an English palace, a young woman must conceal her gender for some reason. Maybe she's a guard or something and it's a dick required kind of profession?! This guy, who I think is royalty, confronts her/him in a bedroom because he suspects 'he's' a spy and she whips off her wig, allowing her long tresses to tumble down her shoulders. They proceed to fuck standing up. Cut to an older man and a woman, palace gossips I think, who are watching this unfold through a secret hole in the wall. While they're watching, the older man is doing the older woman from behind, pressing her against the wall.

The older woman/man fucking wasn't that exciting but this one actually had a decent plot and the whole being watched thing is pretty hot too. Anyone seen this one?

I think you'd have better luck in describing the actresses rather than the plot, Shari.
 
I think you'd have better luck in describing the actresses rather than the plot, Shari.

:lmao:

Her/him: Brunette, small boobs, slight frame, enjoys saying expletives whilst reaching orgasm

Prince: Brunette, decent size cock, tends to grimace during erotic moments

Older lady: massive boobs, seems to have no gag reflex

Older man: Couldn't pay close attention due to his skinny moooostache and Plommesque levels of creepy
 
When it comes to porn my needs are very specific, and very plain & simple.
Girl next door type getting fucked works 100% of the time. Thats why I like the amateur stuff - I enjoy watching a shy reserved woman being coy and needing convincing to participate.
"Oh your cock is so big - I don't know" That kinda stuff.


This was an amazingly thorough post about porn needs. Plommer, you sir, are a professional.
 
As others have mentioned, lesbian porn does not do it for me. With that said, two very attractive brunettes kissing each other does not make my penis sad by any means. But at the end of the day, my favorite kind of porn is one guy and two girls really going at it. And by going at it I mean they're fucking like it's the last time they're ever going to get to fuck because the planet is going to explode into eleventy billion pieces in about an hour.

Also, ginormous fake boobs and phony moaning do nothing for me.
 
I like lesbian porn especially the female wrestling stuff where the loser gets fucked with a big strap on..... other than that I am surprised you don't like the big retro lesbo porn with the hairy pussy's and the 3 way action with girls licking each other. Some good stuff there.