I just bet SEVEN DOLLARS on a Proline ticket.

[Matty]

My first Proline ticket ever. It's a good one. Fiver this is how you do it pal:

SEA -3.5 +350
NYJ -3.5 +290
OTT Sens +110

 

[betplom]

Was the remote included as some sort of promo?

The remote is in English, does that bother you?

Winner! Gagnon!

 

[Matty]

Plommer my whole life is in English now. Plommer people try to get me to meet French people here and I'm like "wtf? I don't wanna meet French people, I know enough of them!". Plommer I date English gals. They're more uptight than our loose Frenchies but they're more interesting to this guy.

tacomax recently told me that I sounded "more English" on the phone.

Why do I talk to tacomax on the phone, you might be asking yourself.

Plommer I'm an international man of sexy mystery.

And I'm drinking whiskey.

 

[betplom]

Plommer my whole life is in English now. Plommer people try to get me to meet French people here and I'm like "wtf? I don't wanna meet French people, I know enough of them!". Plommer I date English gals. They're more uptight than our loose Frenchies but they're more interesting to this guy.

You mean sexually uptight?

I wonder why, hows a fat girl not gonna be uptight when the Frenchman wont give her the lil Matty?

 

[Matty]

I'm picky, not uptight. Plommer I came in a married woman's butt once.

 

[MrMonkey]

Good luck Matty!

 

[fiveteamer]

That's disgusting.

 

[Matty]

Thank you MrMonkey. It's a good bet. SEVEN DOLLARS ONE TIME.

 

[Matty]

That's disgusting.

Nah. She pre-cleaned herself with baby wipes. Fiver it's tight in there.

 

[Matty]

Fiver bet the same parlay with me. Fiver we're gonna win this.

 

[fiveteamer]

Who am I kidding, I've eaten ass before. And I'd do it again, dammit.

Human Centipede common one time

 

[Matty]

Attaboy.

 

[Bread]

Heavy.

 

[Matty]

Not your average Proline thread.

 

[stevek173]

insane

 

[fiveteamer]

Only out of the shower, I mean you don't eat ass after a day out at the county fair.

 

[Matty]

That makes complete sense Fiver. Any other thought on the topic of eating ass Fiver?

 

[MrX]

Only out of the shower, I mean you don't eat ass after a day out at the county fair.

Oh, Jesus. That's quotable.