Top Ten Excuses For Why I Have Not Paid Oksana Or Enigma

[CASPERWAIT$]

10. The check would be in the mail, but I don't have a checking account.

9. After going over my record, I mistakenly graded 50 of my plays losers.

8. Escorts and alcohol have gotten more expensive the last year.

7. I lost both of their contact information......6 different times.

6. Western Union doesn't accept food stamps.

5. Just waiting on that winning $1500 scratch off ticket.

4. My new website www.smallpenismatch.com hasn't garnered much traffic.

3. Razor fucked me over and won't take care what he owes me.

2. I am waiting for the American dollar to be worth more again for a better exchange rate.

1. I am mutha fucking Casperwaits. Nobody expects me to do anything right.

 

[Virtuoso]

 

[rito]

I'm taking a new proactive plan with everyone that owes me money. I am buying weapons.

 

[Matty]

Virty

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I'm taking a new proactive plan with everyone that owes me money. I am buying weapons.

I don't owe you Durito.

 

[PuckOff]

Where's my $200?

 

[FreeFall]

I don't even begin to understand the debt pools on here, but boy they seem to run deep hbye:

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Where's my $200?

Huh?

 

[rito]

I don't owe you Durito.

What makes you think I'm talking about you. I'm owed real money (like more than you will ever have). I will hurt you for fun though.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

What makes you think I'm talking about you. I'm owed real money (like more than you will ever have). I will hurt you for fun though.

So now we are threatening violence?

Nice.

 

[PuckOff]

Hurt comes in many forms.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Hurt comes in many forms.

He mentioned weapons, so in this instance the form comes in physical violence.

 

[reno cool]

1. Casper is a selfless entertainer.

2. Sure, the bets Casper made against other posters were free rolls, but considering the chances of him winning they had EV of about 3c each. Little respect for Oksana or Enigma in taking those bets.

3. No one has united the forum in bashing self more than Casper (maybe papa G)

 

[Mudcat]

WTF is that? Supposed to be funny? Clever?

Someone sat there and wrote that. Holy fuck. :

What is it really though? I guess it's, what, an expression of defiance with a side-order of self-pity? Is there a fantasy world where that is an appropriate posture for a stiff/tampon? Apparently so.

Painful to observe, this tool.

 

[reno cool]

4. only Casper can bring out this kind of bashing from Muddy

 

[kato]

well ok then

 

[Mudcat]

4. only Casper can bring out this kind of bashing from Muddy

Haha!

The big philosophical question for me is:

If a forum tampon is voluntary, does that make it better or worse?



I say worse. I really have a hard time looking at someone with no self-respect. But I recognize that it is debatable.

 

[Blitty]

I've never seen muddy so riled up before.

You guys should meet at a Tim Hortons, so muddy can say, "I was there and he didn't show.."





"What did the barista look like!?!?"