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Top Ten Break Up Excuses

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10. It's time I spread my wings....and by wings I mean my cock.

9. You want kids...I act like a kid. Being with you would be incestuous.

8. It's not that I don't love you, it's just I love being able to watch football on Sundays and not go antiquing.

7. My accountant told me it was the fiscal thing to do.

6. It's not you or me honey... It's Kim Kardashian

5. When I say break up, I mean we are free to see other people as we continue to fuck when you are horny.

4. You know your parents?.....yeah, I don't like them.

3. I think I am a lesbian.

2. You deserve a good guy with a heart of gold and a 9 inch cock. I'm a Purple Heart and 6 inch Canadian baby.

1. JJ Gold says it's the best thing to do.