Acid Joe
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I think #9 was made by Caddo. But here you go, from our tax funded CBC.
10. During a snow emergency in early February, a woman called police to complain that snowplows were cleaning her street and making too much noise.
9. A 17-year-old youth called police looking for advice. He wanted to know if he could disown his mother because she wouldnt give him money.
8. A man called police because he found a roll of carpet on his front lawn and wanted an officer to come to his house to investigate. He cancelled the call when he found out his wife put it there.
7. A woman called 911 after she was denied entry to a night club. She forgot her identification and wanted an officer to come and run her name to prove to the security staff that she was of legal drinking age. When she was told police dont do that, she argued that they should.
6. A man called 911 to request an ambulance for a friend. Before disconnecting the call, the call taker overheard a man in the background say, Dont worry, Ill get rid of the dope. Needless to say, police were dispatched as well. True to his word, the man must have ditched the dope as officers didnt find any.
5. A man called police when he saw a small lion cross the road in front of him. He was also quick to point out that he had not smoked any drugs that day.
4. A woman called police to have a man removed from her residence. She no longer wanted his company after they were sharing a sofa to sleep on. She wanted the other end but the man wouldnt switch.
3. A man called 911 to report that his vehicle had just been stolen from his driveway. He provided a description and the direction of travel. Officers scoured the area but were unable to locate it until they came to his house and found it right where he left it. The caller attempted to cover his mistake by making up a story that the suspects returned the stolen car to his driveway and fled. Officers didnt buy it. It turned out the man saw a vehicle just like his drive by his house and jumped to the conclusion his had been stolen.
2. Police were sent to a home after someone dialed 911 and screams could be heard in the background. The investigation revealed that a couple were arguing because the man wanted to play Xbox while the woman wanted to play Nintendo Wii. The tipping point came when the man opened a new package of cigarettes when another package was already open.
1. A woman called 911 because her cats ate her hamburger and she wanted another one.
10. During a snow emergency in early February, a woman called police to complain that snowplows were cleaning her street and making too much noise.
9. A 17-year-old youth called police looking for advice. He wanted to know if he could disown his mother because she wouldnt give him money.
8. A man called police because he found a roll of carpet on his front lawn and wanted an officer to come to his house to investigate. He cancelled the call when he found out his wife put it there.
7. A woman called 911 after she was denied entry to a night club. She forgot her identification and wanted an officer to come and run her name to prove to the security staff that she was of legal drinking age. When she was told police dont do that, she argued that they should.
6. A man called 911 to request an ambulance for a friend. Before disconnecting the call, the call taker overheard a man in the background say, Dont worry, Ill get rid of the dope. Needless to say, police were dispatched as well. True to his word, the man must have ditched the dope as officers didnt find any.
5. A man called police when he saw a small lion cross the road in front of him. He was also quick to point out that he had not smoked any drugs that day.
4. A woman called police to have a man removed from her residence. She no longer wanted his company after they were sharing a sofa to sleep on. She wanted the other end but the man wouldnt switch.
3. A man called 911 to report that his vehicle had just been stolen from his driveway. He provided a description and the direction of travel. Officers scoured the area but were unable to locate it until they came to his house and found it right where he left it. The caller attempted to cover his mistake by making up a story that the suspects returned the stolen car to his driveway and fled. Officers didnt buy it. It turned out the man saw a vehicle just like his drive by his house and jumped to the conclusion his had been stolen.
2. Police were sent to a home after someone dialed 911 and screams could be heard in the background. The investigation revealed that a couple were arguing because the man wanted to play Xbox while the woman wanted to play Nintendo Wii. The tipping point came when the man opened a new package of cigarettes when another package was already open.
1. A woman called 911 because her cats ate her hamburger and she wanted another one.
