The BLT: Bacon Lecture Thread

[CASPERWAIT$]

Bacon,

I am asking you to write in here daily basically telling posters where they have gone wrong in life.

Considering your profession in sales, you are an expert in all things "positive thinking".
I want negativity here pal.
Put people in their place here.

Not enough drama on GL lately.

 

[bacon]

I simply do not have the time or the capacity for this position therefore I do not accept.

You have gone astray by no dates from that web site yet. Valorem went astray by betting too much juice on the Habs. Quincy went astray by not taking me to see GC Jr and KOL. Anyone who voted for Budweiser let themselves down - those who abstained I understand. My parents went astray by reproducing a 2nd time. Anyone who has not watched True Detective went astray.

To a point anyone who calls themselves a human has gone astray because we are all guilty of something. To be human is to be frailty, and a tragedy in and of itself.

Casper when is the rebound. We need that story.

 

[Matty]

do me bacon

good thread casper

i love me some e-drama

 

[bacon]

You know this thing could work.

Matty - I've said this before and I'll say it again - PICK A LANGUAGE WHEN SOCIAL NETWORKING. Not everyone is a translator or whatever the fuck you they pay you to do. The masses of English speaking people don't understand French and the other way around. "Girls" is NOT the best show on TV what the fuck happened there? Have you been wearing pink pajamas as well and downing fudge brownie ice cream when you watch it? Was there a pillow fight after? I'm starting to feel that way. We are ripping it up all over the city on our motorcycle and then watching hipster drama for pleasure. You might find if you stop being such an oxymoron lifestyle wise the blow jobs return my friend.

 

[Matty]

~80% of my Facebook friends are bilingual

Already doing you a huge favor by posting mostly in English

Girls is the best show on TV, not my fault you're a rube

How am I an oxymoron? I'm 42% hipster

fucko

 

[Matty]

see IAG this is how you deal with adversity

 

[bacon]

I will fucking question every single of your facebook AND Linked In connections and see on that 80% number because my money is on it being more like 8%.

Ok on Girls but Gilmour Girls reruns are a close 2nd. I apologize I thought I was you for a second.

Alpha maling it all over town then wearing slippers with ribbons on them to Girls at night is the ultimate oxymoron but when your head is more focused on what color to paint your toe nails next I could see how that obvious concept could have eluded you.

 

[Matty]

Poster Tron is a fan of Girls.

If that doesn't mindfuck you into bolivian I don't know what to tell you.

bacon there's more to TV than what happens. What's being said and how it is being said is just as important.

 

[bacon]

I will be fielding these upon request only as I should probably be compensated for them. Pleading the 5th on that from Tron unless he requests an analysis. He is winning our air sportsbook currently which is impressive.

 

[fiveteamer]

No way is Girls the best show on TV. You are LOCO.

 

[Matty]

That's coming from the same guy who was raving about The Mist.



Best current show on TV. The fine people at The New Yorker agree with me.

The New Yorker = ultimate authority in trendy emo hipster entertainment

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I was told by a very manly man to watch "Girls".

I might do it.

I move tomorrow. My first date is on Monday.

 

[Matty]

I was told by a very manly man to watch "Girls".

See?

Manly

 

[bacon]

I know at least I was trying to get hungry for lunch.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Anybody need a spare 4 inch dick?

I'm not using mine anytime soon after seeing that.

 

[Matty]

That's not her most unflattering angle.

 

[kato]

real women have curves

 

[Blitty]

Gravity is the best movie and girls is the best show EVER.





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