Tomato
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Tomato has not had a poem in a while
So t'is time for him to make you smile
A week where the squares lost a lot of their money
Tomato is here to make someone happy, your honey
Taking this pick it is so sick
That a championship match can end so quick
But the pick is not what is important to him
The matters in the forum are much to his chagrin
Daft betting Tennessee was not a good pick
That team is a death trap, their performance makes me sick
You see, Tomato's favorite games are the ones on the good teams
As the shitty dogs with value give him stress, watching the streams
Fade the public when they love the DOG
As that's when they're pissed off and go to their blog
Whining about how they're losing money this week
When getting 13 points on Kansas State seemed so sleek
That line was a gigantic trap
How does Tomato know? Well, he's a genius, that's a fact!
Alas, we need to talk about the Wall Street protests
As the jobless buffoons have built their nests
Illmatick, don't sympathize for the 99% clowns
As these are the same who bet Wisconsin, Clemson, and have frowns
When for the first time in 6 weeks they didn't cover
These 99%ers weren't in the sportsbook to hover
These clowns love a Tennis pick tomorrow
Citing value, they all think to follow
A person who never wins any big tournaments to date
This is her last chance, but alas, it's too late
For when Tomato makes a poem against you sweet Vita
Your filet mignon for dinner turns into a pita
Fade the public, they're on the dog in the morning
For those on Azarenka, consider this your warning
PETRA KVITOVA -133 (BetOnline)
:lookatme:
So t'is time for him to make you smile
A week where the squares lost a lot of their money
Tomato is here to make someone happy, your honey
Taking this pick it is so sick
That a championship match can end so quick
But the pick is not what is important to him
The matters in the forum are much to his chagrin
Daft betting Tennessee was not a good pick
That team is a death trap, their performance makes me sick
You see, Tomato's favorite games are the ones on the good teams
As the shitty dogs with value give him stress, watching the streams
Fade the public when they love the DOG
As that's when they're pissed off and go to their blog
Whining about how they're losing money this week
When getting 13 points on Kansas State seemed so sleek
That line was a gigantic trap
How does Tomato know? Well, he's a genius, that's a fact!
Alas, we need to talk about the Wall Street protests
As the jobless buffoons have built their nests
Illmatick, don't sympathize for the 99% clowns
As these are the same who bet Wisconsin, Clemson, and have frowns
When for the first time in 6 weeks they didn't cover
These 99%ers weren't in the sportsbook to hover
These clowns love a Tennis pick tomorrow
Citing value, they all think to follow
A person who never wins any big tournaments to date
This is her last chance, but alas, it's too late
For when Tomato makes a poem against you sweet Vita
Your filet mignon for dinner turns into a pita
Fade the public, they're on the dog in the morning
For those on Azarenka, consider this your warning
PETRA KVITOVA -133 (BetOnline)
:lookatme:
