Something is fishy about my Chinese neighbours

[PuckOff]

The kid still hangs at my place often. He's an easy going kid, but doesn't say much. A month ago the mail man delivered his fathers mail to our house by mistake. Up until then we knew his father as Derek only. We know his wife's name and can find info on her online as she is a prof at a university here. The husband is a lazy foker and spends no time with the boy. I know his real name now and I can't find anything about him. He's like a major introvert. These types scare me.

Anyways, the kid was at my house last night so I tried to pick his little brain about Chinese words. At home they speak only Chinese. Get this. When he phones home to let his parents know where he is, he only speaks Chinese. Ok that's fine. I can accept that. The kid is 8 years old. 8 YEARS OLD!!! So I said to him. How do you spell your name and he told me. It's a Chinese name. I then asked him what's your last name and get this folks. He said ahhhhhhh I'm not sure. WTF!!! You're 8 years old and you don't know your god damn last name? I thought this was really strange. I think the old man is a Chinese spy. He is playing this introverted role well. I don't think he wants to expose himself. How the fuck can yo praise a child who is 8 years old to not know what his frigging last name is. Maybe the father has told him to not tell too much about yourself to the whiteys next door.

I don't get it. I really don't. Something is up with this Chinese family and I'm going to find out.

 

[Mudcat]

 

[betplom]

Pucky, try asking him the questions again AFTER you've served him some delicious Chinese noodle soup.

You have to motivate the kid.


PS: Don't fall for the old "no speak ingrish" routine Chinese people use to avoid confrontation.


PPS: Pucky have you noticed there are less cats roaming your neighborhood streets since the Chinese neighbors moved in?

 

[Saulty]

The real question is what does Canada possesses that the Chinese need to spy for.

 

[betplom]

The real question is what does Canada possesses that the Chinese need to spy for.

:

lead

common.

 

[RayRay]

gotta be hard going from writing symbols to writing letters....surely the kid has to use a last name in school..ask him what his teachers call him.

 

[PuckOff]

Pucky, try asking him the questions again AFTER you've served him some delicious Chinese noodle soup.

You have to motivate the kid.


PS: Don't fall for the old "no speak ingrish" routine Chinese people use to avoid confrontation.


PPS: Pucky have you noticed there are less cats roaming your neighborhood streets since the Chinese neighbors moved in?

I actually wish there were more cats now. My oldest boy and the Chinese kid found fucking HUGE dead rat behind my garage. This thing was fucking huge. Grossed me out. I had to call my old university buddy to come over on Tuesday night to get rid of the smelly carcass for me. I couldn't do it Plommer. I was going to do it after taking tons of grief from my wife, but in the end I turned into a big fucking pussy.

Anyways, my Chinese neighbours are fishy folks. They had us over one time for dumplings last year that had dandelion leaves from their yard. Fuck man. Dandelion leaves are supposed to be good for you, but these fucking dumplings were DISGUSTING. Their green tea that they serves was top notch though. Imported shit from China. Or at least they said it was. Maybe it was ground dandelions or something strange.

 

[PuckOff]

The real question is what does Canada possesses that the Chinese need to spy for.

Lots of Oil and apparently good weed.

 

[PuckOff]

gotta be hard going from writing symbols to writing letters....surely the kid has to use a last name in school..ask him what his teachers call him.

I assume his Chinese name. Crazy fucking parents has the kid in french immersion and his mother told me her parents are livid that the kid can hardly speak Chinese. Something is up man. He a network/sys admin. I had a problem with my network (router) at home and he didn't know how to fix it. REALLY!?!?!?!? He actually didn't even attempt to fix or look into it for me. He seemed to make excuses. I told my wife what I thought and she thinks I'm fucking nuts. I think there's something fishy about this Cat. He never, ever goes outside to play with his kid. NEVER!!!

 

[rito]

We are probably the weird people on our block.

 

[roguejuror]

He a network/sys admin.

that's what i tell people when they ask me what i do

 

[Cami]

Oh those Chinese neighbors, always up to something! When you search his wife, does anything come up about her family? Try searching just their last name, currently in canada, or last name, from china, or whatever.

 

[Matty]

Watch out Nova Scotia, China is getting wise to your little games. :bringit:

 

[roguejuror]

Oh those Chinese neighbors, always up to something! When you search his wife, does anything come up about her family? Try searching just their last name, currently in canada, or last name, from china, or whatever.

only like 50 million other people with the same last name

 

[betplom]

We are probably the weird people on our block.

"probably"

Watch out Nova Scotia, China is getting wise to your little games.

 

[Cami]

only like 50 million other people with the same last name

Yeah I didn't really think that one through very well. meh.

 

[betplom]

Yeah I didn't really think that one through very well. meh.

That's ok, it was only your first error.

 

[Cami]

That's ok, it was only your first error.

Phew! I was really worried there for a minute!