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You want funny?

Ok


Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

A: Pick him up and suck on his cock!

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Q: What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your grandmother have in common?


A: You don't look down
 
mrquincy
@ Plom; I don't even know who that is in the picture. It was more about the Long pants.
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You don't know who Darryl Sittler is?

You dumb fuck.




Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired.." "

No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."
 
MrMonkey
Plommer should feel happy, not known in that uni! A guy who had 10 points (6g 4a) one Saturday night against the Bruins!
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That was a great night for a young plommer, who got to stay up late on a Saturday night and watch that game.
I still remember the headline on the Toronto Sun the next morning showing the Bruins goalie all contorted as Sittler scored his 6th goal of the game.

I think a 10 point game will be a record that will never be beat, not even Gretzky could do it.
 
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