Sideburns

[housepicks]

Where do you keep them?

 

[MrMonkey]

Haven't had any in years! Shaved them one day to a point of nothing and been that way ever since!

 

[Mudcat]

I had to go look in the mirror. That's how little self-awareness I have about this stuff.

Now I don't know how to describe what I saw. They are short. Kinda go to the middle of the ear, maybe a half inch below eye level?

 

[roguejuror]

Mister monkey when I hugged you in 30th Street Station one of the first things I noticed was your lack of sideburns. True story.

 

[housepicks]

Havnt got the right answer yet

:(

 

[FairWarning]

None here, I'm not a hipster.

 

[betplom]

Where do you keep them?

On the side of my head.

Unless I'm wearing fakes, then I store them in my closet until needed.

 

[housepicks]

I want more imput here

 

[betplom]

I want more imput here

sure you do.

 

[housepicks]

I'll lay it on the line....sideburns are kept to the bottom of the ear....no longer...no shorter ...if you dont keep sideburns..

You are a dork.


Period.

 

[Matty]

Middle of the ear. Thinned/trimmed every other day.

 

[MrMonkey]

House, can we get a closeup selfie pic of the area your describing?

 

[housepicks]

Monkey likes me.


Matt...I am willing to give 1/4" above bottom of ear.

Kind of says

Im a badass...but my underwear are still less then 24 hours dirty.

Middle of ear screams to me

I wear the tshirt but I cant name more then 3 of their songs.

 

[Matty]

Current state of the sideburn:

 

[MrMonkey]

That's it Matty, show him how it's done!

 

[housepicks]

Bring those fkrs down Matty

 

[Mudcat]

Mine are wherever the barber leaves them. I guess I must have had a say at some point but I don't recall. Maybe he sometimes gets to the sideburns and looks at me inquisitively and possibly mumbles something in an Italian accent. Maybe that's where I would register my change-order if I had one. But I am always in deep thought and basically just want him to take care of shit so I nod or say, "That's good."

Even at the end when he shows me the back of my head with the mirror, I really don't look. I'm just kinda like, "Great!" (Lemme outta here.)

A fusser over my shit, I am not.

 

[housepicks]

I gotta do everything my damn self