stevek173
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Well done Bono, well done
share your favorite "make my bad day a good day" ideas/image/videos et. al.
Matty
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Don't give diamonds in front of your GF's family. Is my advice to the masses.
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Why?
I'd think it'd be a streetcredfest, mad props.
I'd think it'd be a streetcredfest, mad props.
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People don't dare to ask what they are. It's not immediately apparent that they're real diamonds, and I'm not going to scream "THEY'RE REALZ!!!!" in front of everyone. No Bono.
It's just awkward.
It's just awkward.
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Well wtf they think you're going to Zirconia her for 1/3 carat? Hmm. Such a circumstance maybe calls for some kind of blatant yet subtle certification that they are real to kind of just be there when the package is opened.
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3/4 carat nigga
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Dayum u got a good price Matty 
I thought bout the situation in front of the family and I think the answer is to go all hood "yea, that shit's real too!" then go back to acting normal.
I thought bout the situation in front of the family and I think the answer is to go all hood "yea, that shit's real too!" then go back to acting normal.
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Angara.com
They had a 15% discount a week before Christmas. Cheap overnight shipping. Great shop.
They had a 15% discount a week before Christmas. Cheap overnight shipping. Great shop.
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Good price, Mattyballs. You're a pawn but you're my kinda pawn!
:fivergays
:fivergays
reno cool
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couldnt care less about gamelive?:donthinkso: I don't think I like her anymore.
Also, don't understand why she would only like them after discovering they're real. Why would one assume they were not?
this is good
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Also, don't understand why she would only like them after discovering they're real. Why would one assume they were not?
Dayum u got a good price Matty
I thought bout the situation in front of the family and I think the answer is to go all hood "yea, that shit's real too!" then go back to acting normal.
this is good
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Matty, how did the gf like the earings? Fok the family. Good job. Ohhh gonna put a ring on it! Good for you!
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I misspoke. She was totally expecting a ring when she saw the box, so she froze in front of the earrings.
I was told I needed to take them out of the ring-sized box and I didn't listen. That box was so nice and I didn't have anything else to put them in but a used ziplock bag.
Don't do as I do. Is my general advice to the masses.
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Well that changes everything Matty!
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Oh dear.
Straight from the Mudcat playbook.
It's not a good playbook.
Straight from the Mudcat playbook.
It's not a good playbook.
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Yeah.
I tried to set the expectations really low by saying I got her gift online, then I wrapped it in a joke box for "cat weights", then I didn't even wrap the box. I thought that would eliminate the possibility of a ring.
Wasn't even close according to her.
I tried to set the expectations really low by saying I got her gift online, then I wrapped it in a joke box for "cat weights", then I didn't even wrap the box. I thought that would eliminate the possibility of a ring.
Wasn't even close according to her.
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Well fortunately in my case, me and the person I did a very similar thing to can laugh about it today. My ineptness is a place where we will always be able to find humor.
I'm a living joke.
I'm a living joke.
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Mattaaaaaaaaaaay!
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I'm gonna start lobbying for a standardized earring box shape that's not square.
Right after I convince Head & Shoulders to use black bottles for their conditioner. The upside-down design is way too subtle for the modern man/lunatic. I don't know which way the shampoo comes out of the bottle, I'm usually still 75% asleep when I apply it in the morning.
Cunts.
Right after I convince Head & Shoulders to use black bottles for their conditioner. The upside-down design is way too subtle for the modern man/lunatic. I don't know which way the shampoo comes out of the bottle, I'm usually still 75% asleep when I apply it in the morning.
Cunts.