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NYC man spends life savings on doomsday ad campaign

Robert Fitzpatrick feels an obligation to warn people about whats coming. The retired New York transit worker has spent $140,000 on an ad campaign to warn us the world will end Saturday.


http://www.thestar.com/news/world/a...nds-life-savings-on-doomsday-ad-campaign?bn=1

 

[Blitty]

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[Mudcat]

Saturday is no good for me. Can we do it Sunday?

 

[Bay Bud]

most of us will still be around on sunday. i'm interested to hear what the good reverend harold camping has to say why he's still around that day. maybe he got his math wrong. again.

 

[tullamore]

They had these signs for months all over the subway trains in Boston. These fucking fools spent a shit load of money on advertising.

At least they are doing there part to stimulate the economy.

 

[stevek173]

Didn't have much planned, I guess this works.

Wait - I'm getting a new video game this week, scratch that. I'll let you know when to end the world thanks.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

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LMAO.

I couldn't help but think, "That's my dog right there."

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

NYC man spends life savings on doomsday ad campaign
Robert Fitzpatrick feels an “obligation to warn people about what’s coming.” The retired New York transit worker has spent $140,000 on an ad campaign to warn us the world will end Saturday.


http://www.thestar.com/news/world/a...nds-life-savings-on-doomsday-ad-campaign?bn=1

Pretty interesting that the guy has a book out that he's promoting along with it. Who has time to read a book? The end of the world is on fucking Saturday!!!!!!!! Stupid nigger.

 

[Enigma]

I put down 10k on OVER May 21.5

common one time

 

[Polaroid]

Rapture will officially start at 6pm in each time zone and so will begin in less than two hours. Probably best not to start watching the Sox/Cubs game tomorrow.

Set your clocks folks, the rapture is at 6pm sharp tomorrow. So sayeth Harold Camping, the 89-year-old preacher whose Family Radio group is behind all those billboards you’ve been seeing. But wait, Tina Dupuy of the Atlantic asks, is that Eastern or Pacific? Both, Camping replies: God will courteously stagger the show according to time zone, so the first victims will actually head toward the exit when it hits 6pm somewhere between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku’alofa, Tonga. That's 11pm PST tonight, notes DuPuy.

 

[Archie]

shit, the bosox cubs game is gonna get canceled?

I was gonna chase on that game tomorrow after getting toasted today

 

[Polaroid]

shit, the bosox cubs game is gonna get canceled?

It's at 7pm EST so there won't be any players able to play. You're probably best to stick to the three early games and hope none of them go to extra innings.

 

[reno cool]

they're doing this thing by time zones? this is gonna get too complicated.

 

[vagabond]

And they want to watch it on TV. These dumb fucks should commit mass suicide.

Gary Daniels, 27, said he planned to spend Saturday like other believers, “glued to our TV sets, waiting for the Resurrection and earthquake from nation to nation.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/us/20rapture.html

 

[Polaroid]

they're doing this thing by time zones? this is gonna get too complicated.

It's pretty easy - when it gets to 6pm local time, the earthquake turns up and everyone dies. Great foresight of the bible to know about the exact concept of time zones when they were only implemented in the late 1800s.

 

[fiveteamer]

Change your fucking avatar Polaroid

 

[Polaroid]

New Zealand got through unscathed, I'm getting the feeling that this whole thing might not actually happen.

 

[Oksana]