My Weekend

[CASPERWAIT$]

So Saturday I masturbated to Star Wars. I came during the scene when Greedo shot his large gun at some other weird looking character.

I also got a bloody nose because that is where most of the blood in my body is.

I made myself breakfast at McDonalds (#1 super size)

After I came, I ran out of lotion so I had to buy more. I hope to masturbate again on Wednesday (tentatively scheduled).

Boobies

 

[Bread]

Wait just a minute......!

 

[Matty]

I hate to break it to you but your penis is using you.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I hate to break it to you but your penis is using you.

But if my penis comes back for more sporadically, doesn't that mean it cares?

 

[Matty]

I hate to see you like that Casperpoo. I don't know what to tell you anymore.

Just go with it.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I hate to see you like that Casperpoo. I don't know what to tell you anymore.

Just go with it.

Sometimes when we touch....the honesty is to much. And I have to close my eyes and cry.

 

[wal66]

I hate to break it to you but your penis is using you.

But, if he waits long enough eventually his penis will get sooooooooooo old that no-one else will want the penis and then Casper will have his wrinkly old, geritole required, fiber deficient, depends wearing penis to himself.

 

[Matty]

lolz

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

But, if he waits long enough eventually his penis will get sooooooooooo old that no-one else will want the penis and then Casper will have his wrinkly old, geritole required, fiber deficient, depends wearing penis to himself.

By then, I would hope that I could move on to a younger more stabile penis. Maybe I don't think highly enough of myself for that to happen. Oh well.

 

[Archie]

casper

stop posting until you pay your survivor pool fee

you shot taking tout suspect.....

 

[Matty]

 

[MrMonkey]

Save your breath guys! Casper and anyone else isn't late! Casper, nice play on the Redskins! And I was LOL at that play! Unreal!

Official thread for Week 1 plays.

$50 per entry. Must have entry fee by Saturday 9/17 or you are booted, no exceptions. Hopefully if anyone loses in Week 1 and has not paid that will not become an issue. Only doing it this way because of our late start.

You can play multiple entries if you like. If you do be sure to differentiate which pick is for which sheet each week.

Last year we had 36 entries @ $25 for a $900 pot, which Fischy and Senco ended up splitting.

Plays must be entered before that particular game's kickoff time. If you want a Thursday night game, must enter before then. If not, you can wait til Sunday or even Monday to post your picks.

No editing of plays, although I don't think you can in this subforum anyways. Will have to check with Juror.

And that's it. If you enter a pick in this thread, you will be considered entered into the pool. Good luck!

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

casper

stop posting until you pay your survivor pool fee

you shot taking tout suspect.....

Wait...I have to PAY to win $$? Oh that changes EVERYTHING!!

 

[fiveteamer]

Who the fuck uses lotion to beat off

 

[Matty]

Who the fuck uses lotion to beat off

:+1:

Also, I hate when porn chicks spit on the dick? What the fok are they doing?

Do not spit on my vicarious cock.

 

[fiveteamer]

Oh I love that. I request that shit. SPIT ON IT.

 

[Matty]

Doesn't it serve the same purpose as lotion? What's the deal?

I want some visible tongue action, not fokken spit.

 

[fiveteamer]

I don't know those are two different things. Maybe I'm just fucked. I like biting, scratching, spitting, slapping, bleeding, hair pulling etc...

I'm like the David Banner of sex. I should probably not have it again.