My god... how about a courtesy flush

[RayRay]

Aunt and Uncle come in town to see my dad... his bday was last week and they were they didnt get to make the trip with the other family that came in town... anyways, they come by to say hi on their way home from dinner... you guessed it, they all end up taking a shit over here....

fucksakes...ill give my aunt a pass cus she is whacked out on meds and almost 75... but my dad and uncle just shit and then sit there for 10minutes...smelling their own shit until they are done and then flush and halfass spray...my god, the dogs wont even go to that end of the house now...

turn on the fucking fan, shit, flush while the shit is almost all out so it doesnt linger in the bowl even for a second...then finish , wipe, flush and spray both in the bowl and air... thats how you take a shit... damn old people

 

[roguejuror]

do you have a basement at your place?

 

[RayRay]

nah, attic ... basements primarily in the north, attics in the south

 

[PuckOff]

strange that there are no basements in the south. Basements are cooler as in temperature wise. Attics hotter. Strange!!!

 

[roguejuror]

getting in the atticks is how mcb stays in good shape

 

[MrMonkey]

RR, your doing retro Italian style answering the door! Go to last 40 seconds of vid and that's the contemporary way handling it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Swzvm-gXHg

 

[RayRay]

jajaja...i like that guy

 

[Saulty]

strange that there are no basements in the south. Basements are cooler as in temperature wise. Attics hotter. Strange!!!

The water table is higher in the South so they can flood very easily. It's also very humid and hot in the South so it will have mold problems. Also you can get shale rock very close to the surface so it would be very expensive to excavate. And finally when it's sunny and warm 350 days a year why would you want to be in a basement?

P.S. Most of my friends houses in Atlanta have basements.

 

[FreeFall]

do you have a candle and matches for people to light when they are done? It seems to work well for me.

 

[RayRay]

nah, i got a couple cans of diff. spray in each br... wouldnt matter... old people shit smells so much worse...and if they dont courtesy flush and just sit there letting it linger, its uninhabitable for a while...i had a sit down with them and let them know i was concerned they had forgotten how to take a proper shit... my dad didnt think it was too funny... i have a feeling he might have gotten the point though...

 

[PuckOff]

The water table is higher in the South so they can flood very easily. It's also very humid and hot in the South so it will have mold problems. Also you can get shale rock very close to the surface so it would be very expensive to excavate. And finally when it's sunny and warm 350 days a year why would you want to be in a basement?

P.S. Most of my friends houses in Atlanta have basements.

What's with the shale rock issue? Is it because of environment concerns with groundwater etc.?