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This is completely stolen from Chad Gibbs at Saturdaydownsouth. He did the SEC. Hilarious. So what song would you chose for your team and why?
Georgia Patience (Guns N Roses)
A simple song (with whistling no less) about a coach on the hot seat just asking for a little more time.
Ole Miss Hold on to My Heart (W.A.S.P.)
Oh no, dont let me go, cause all I am you hold in your hands. Another song about a coach just begging for more time. And since we all know W.A. S.P. stood for We Are Satans Preachers, you get bonus clergy parallels with the Rev. Nutt.
South Carolina Every Rose has its Thorns (Poison)
I hate to see Steve Spurrier and Stephen Garcia fight. Their love brought USC its first Eastern Division Championship, but trophies tarnish, and love fades, and though they both lie close together, they feel miles apart inside.
Kentucky Love is on the Way (Saigon Kick)
And by love, Saigon Kick means basketball season
Arkansas More Than Words (Extreme)
Words can be hollow. And the longhaired fellows in Extreme know sometimes you need more than words to know someone truly loves you. Sometimes, you need a very large buy-out clause.
LSU Silent Lucidity (Queensrche)
We fear what we dont understand, and Ive always feared LSU fans and this song. What does it even mean?!
Auburn Dont Know What Youve Got, Till Its Gone (Cinderella)
Remember when you broke up with your 65, 250lb girlfriend, and then a few months later saw her out with the Carolina Panthers? It hurt didnt it.
Vanderbilt Birdhouse in Your Soul (They Might Be Giants)
Nerd ballad!
Florida When Its Love (Van Halen)
Youve had a couple of dates, and she looks the part, but on consecutive Saturdays things went really bad. Its way too early to call things off, but how do you know when its love, and how do you know she isnt like that Zook girl you dated sophomore year?
Alabama Keep On Loving You (REO Speedwagon)
And though I know all about those men, still I dont remember. Cause it was us baby, way before them. Dubose, Franchione, Price, Shula. Saban knows about all those other men and the mess they made, but he doesnt seem to care. And now the rest of the SEC fears that Saban and Bama are, indeed, going to keep on loving each other.
Mississippi State Sister Christian (Night Ranger)
After winning 9 games in 2010, people thought Dan Mullen just might be motoring to a bigger job. After six games in 2011, Im not sure this song still fits.
Tennessee Love Song (Tesla)
Its gonna take a little time. Time is sure to mend your broken heart. Dont you even worry, pretty darlin. I know youll find love again. A pretty girl like Tennessee wont stay single long, but will she every truly love again after that jerk Lane? Time to swoop in with Derek Dooley and the perfect rebound song.
Chad Gibbs
Georgia Patience (Guns N Roses)
A simple song (with whistling no less) about a coach on the hot seat just asking for a little more time.
Ole Miss Hold on to My Heart (W.A.S.P.)
Oh no, dont let me go, cause all I am you hold in your hands. Another song about a coach just begging for more time. And since we all know W.A. S.P. stood for We Are Satans Preachers, you get bonus clergy parallels with the Rev. Nutt.
South Carolina Every Rose has its Thorns (Poison)
I hate to see Steve Spurrier and Stephen Garcia fight. Their love brought USC its first Eastern Division Championship, but trophies tarnish, and love fades, and though they both lie close together, they feel miles apart inside.
Kentucky Love is on the Way (Saigon Kick)
And by love, Saigon Kick means basketball season
Arkansas More Than Words (Extreme)
Words can be hollow. And the longhaired fellows in Extreme know sometimes you need more than words to know someone truly loves you. Sometimes, you need a very large buy-out clause.
LSU Silent Lucidity (Queensrche)
We fear what we dont understand, and Ive always feared LSU fans and this song. What does it even mean?!
Auburn Dont Know What Youve Got, Till Its Gone (Cinderella)
Remember when you broke up with your 65, 250lb girlfriend, and then a few months later saw her out with the Carolina Panthers? It hurt didnt it.
Vanderbilt Birdhouse in Your Soul (They Might Be Giants)
Nerd ballad!
Florida When Its Love (Van Halen)
Youve had a couple of dates, and she looks the part, but on consecutive Saturdays things went really bad. Its way too early to call things off, but how do you know when its love, and how do you know she isnt like that Zook girl you dated sophomore year?
Alabama Keep On Loving You (REO Speedwagon)
And though I know all about those men, still I dont remember. Cause it was us baby, way before them. Dubose, Franchione, Price, Shula. Saban knows about all those other men and the mess they made, but he doesnt seem to care. And now the rest of the SEC fears that Saban and Bama are, indeed, going to keep on loving each other.
Mississippi State Sister Christian (Night Ranger)
After winning 9 games in 2010, people thought Dan Mullen just might be motoring to a bigger job. After six games in 2011, Im not sure this song still fits.
Tennessee Love Song (Tesla)
Its gonna take a little time. Time is sure to mend your broken heart. Dont you even worry, pretty darlin. I know youll find love again. A pretty girl like Tennessee wont stay single long, but will she every truly love again after that jerk Lane? Time to swoop in with Derek Dooley and the perfect rebound song.
