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Maybe I shouldn't have said that

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We all say dumb things from time to time that might seem funny to us but could be taken differently from the person on the other end. Perfect example from last night.

When my wife asked me how much I loved her, I said "from here to the ocean." Which is basically equivalent to Steves telling Cami he loves her from "here to the minimart."

Archie, I'm sure there have been plenty of instances when BigAl didn't find the humor(humour :canada:) in what you had to say...
 
:lol: Good shit McBalls.

Oh man, I say a lot of stupid shit before I can think of censoring myself. First example that comes to mind is:

"I bet she looked great 50 pounds ago" to this girl's sandlot friend. :facepalm:

I sort of saved face by adding that I, too, was pretty hot 50 pounds ago. Bye now.
 
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"Do you remember your address?", jokingly, to the GF, while walking back home after a booze-fueled night. This other drunkard on the street heard me and shouted "Alright!", smiling and nodding approvingly, assuming that I was on a date-rape mission.

Alright! :highfive:
 
Cali, this might be a wee bit intrusive but I’ve been NetFlix’n Married With Children this week and watching Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) got me to wondering, did you ever bang or attempt to bang or really really want to bang one of you dad’s colleagues?
 
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She stiffed me and gave me the not so warm shoulder.
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Getting back to you buddy, this is real world experience! You have to put the ball back in her court! Attack and stay on the offensive!

They come at you with the "how much do you love me?" Probably won't be a verbal right answer! Remember your dealing with a woman! Usually they do this stuff when there's a sporting event on TV your watching!

So you mosey on over to her and you get real close, put your arms round her and say "let me show you how much I love you." (all the time pressing your thingy up against her)

Usually they're not in the mood (unless it's a CGNJ type, and she appears not to want love, but just wants to get banged*) so now Mrs MCB has to give a reply! Could be: "what! oh, not right now." Stay on the attack! MCB: "well, you must not love me that much?"

If you get real lucky, you get sweet sex and you didn't have to ask for it or like she did you a flavor! She asked for it! If not lucky at least you know you won't be interrupted from whatever your doing with the "how much do you love me" question unless she aims to do business!

You're welcome!

*CGNJ, to each its own and whatever makes you happy! GL wants you happy! :yes:
 
Thanks for the seasoned advice Mr.M.
I went for the kill shot last night and brought in the offspring:

mcb: You know how much I love you?
Mrs.Mcb: <points to the canal leading to the ocean in the backyard>
mcb: <grabs the baby and hands her to Mrs.Mcb> This much.
 
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