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I'm not talking about Asia, Europe, North America etc.

Apparently this is a problem faced by many more women than men. It will happen, to all of us that live past a certain age.

I haven't experienced it with urine but have had the misfortune while waiting for a bus standing at the bus stop anticipating a fart and ended up needing to run home for a shower and change of underwear.

I have heard that older women will leak if they laugh too hard. I make broads laugh all the time and fear this will make me less attractive to women as I age. I'll probably have to make women laugh less if I expect them to hang around and not piss themselves, literally.

Lets hear your incontinence stories/experiences.
 
Never happened to me. Also, soon as I was told by the doc that labor was getting close, I ate and drank less and less. I'll be damned if that happens to me, also just before they give you an epidural, they let you use the bathroom.

I hear older women that have had many kids pee themselves easily. Sounds really sucky.
 
Women love funny men but I can see how that would be a dilemma.

One time I was laughing so hard that I almost peed myself in the middle of Caesars Palace. In fact, I think I was laughing at the term "shart" which I had not heard previously. We were in the lounge and my friends and I were drinking shots..I had to leave to pee, but the whole way to the bathroom I kept laughing til I literally was frozen..couldn't move cuz I was scared I would pee myself. I just stood there for what seemed like eternity til I composed myself enough to get to the restroom.

I think that was more just a full bladder and laughing, than "stress incontinence" but it's all I got....maybe that's the same sort of thing.

My friends were watching me from a distance and cracking up. We still talk about that.
 
plommer
You may wish that sir but I think Cali will show up to say differently.
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I made an ebay video after which Cali said that since I did videos now, that she felt she would no longer need to entertain gamelive. I didn't get it. I still don't, but she has not made a video since then I don't believe.

I do think however, if she chooses to make another, it should answer your questions. It should be an incontinence themed video.
 
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Fine. I wish for world peace and a nice home for plommatronkitty.
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Yeah the fukkin kitty.

She went from weekly visits where she was extremely shy/timid to meowing outside my fucking bedroom window everyday at 5am until I let her inside.

Now I'm pretty sure she is in heat as well. She won't shut up.


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I made an ebay video after which Cali said that since I did videos now, that she felt she would no longer need to entertain gamelive. I didn't get it. I still don't, but she has not made a video since then I don't believe.

I do think however, if she chooses to make another, it should answer your questions. It should be an incontinence themed video.
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Cali loves to show uss her ass and tits in her videos, will you do that?

Didn't think so, pal.

I don't think Cali will be retiring from the tease game for a while yet.
 
plommer
Yeah the fukkin kitty.

She went from weekly visits where she was extremely shy/timid to meowing outside my fucking bedroom window everyday at 5am until I let her inside.

Now I'm pretty sure she is in heat as well. She won't shut up.


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You love her. I know you do. Take her to the vet and get her fixed. Get her a her collar that says plommatronkitty.
 
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