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I am told I have to wear a belt but apparently I have no belt.

I mean, I know I have a belt. I have at least a couple of belts. But I can't find them. I have looked around - this is not that big a place - I can't find my belt.

Maybe I will have to go buy a belt. Seems stupid because I have a belt, but maybe I have to go buy a belt.

How do you lose a belt?
 
I picked up some US currency. I don't know if I need it or not. I guess maybe a bit of it for dining establishments.

Will I have to tip people? I mean I know to tip waiters but am I going to deal with bellhops and valets and shit? No idea.



So much life, so much death.
 
I'm thinking that you are not a compulsive belter. How do you not wear a belt?

Muddy if you get bored during the drive to Boston feel very free to produce a road trip video for your GL peeps. You can talk to us about anything. You can philosophize. You can rhyme. You can sing us some Lightfoot a capella. You can do whatever you want. You're fucking Mudcat.
 
I basically never wear a belt. The only pants I wear are jeans and they all fit me at the moment. Last time I wore a belt may well have been my sister's wedding which I guess was more than 2 years ago.

Time goes too fast.

However I have been told I absolutely must wear a belt (that matches my shoes) with my suit, regardless if my pants stay up on their own. I had an article from GQ forwarded to me to emphasize this point.

I am sold on the necessity of a belt.




I have it on my reminder list to bring the camera with charged batteries. So we'll see if/how it gets used. No plans.

It's too bad Jenny can't come.

I wonder if they will have wireless internet in my hotel room. I don't see anything about it on the confirmation.




Sometimes life feels futile.
 
Some good news: I found my belt. It was still looped on - get this - some cargo pants. I don't remember wearing those pants since my last warehouse job which was 2002.

But there it was.

So there's a piece of the puzzle in place.
 
Mudcat
I picked up some US currency. I don't know if I need it or not. I guess maybe a bit of it for dining establishments.

Will I have to tip people? I mean I know to tip waiters but am I going to deal with bellhops and valets and shit? No idea.
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You won't need a bellhop. If parking is free, tip the valet when he takes your car and when he brings it back. If you're paying extra for parking, tip when the guy brings back the car. $5 is usually well appreciated in my experience.
 
Okay then. That would probably be just what the doctor ordered since my attitude lately has been a lot like Marvin the depressed robot from Hitchhiker's Guide.


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Muddy, I wouldn’t divulge this to just anyone or anywhere but since this is such a huge event for you and we are at GameLive I feel as if it is not only a safe haven it is a duty.

You are so focused on what to wear, how to act, what to tip and topics to remember but Muddy I have a lil secret that will put you at such ease, such awareness and such comfort and that all else won’t matter. It is a lil bit of inner peace Muddy.

The secret is free-ballin’ Muddy. Don’t scoff and don’t laugh either. Free-ballin’ will make your life a proverbial utopia of Zen Muddy.

Boxers tend to bunch and an untimely bunching of the boxers could get you off your game. Briefs pose multiple problems, they restrict blood flow, they tend to need a tug every now and then for comfort as well. Muddy even though you won’t be performing any sexual activity while on this trip, proper blood flow to the boys is essential for proper mental focus on the task at hand.

Muddy, GameLiver’s tend to be a sarcastic lot and I myself take great pride in being sarcastic most of the time but this is a serious matter Muddy.

Free your boys, free your mind.

Power the boys and add in a pair of exceptionally breathable slacks and you may very well not only get selected but go on a Jeopardy run for the ages.

Muddy take my advice, go commando and conquer.
 
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