PuckOff
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IAG, that means you.
Cami, that means you.
Cami, that means you.
I HAVE to get my bills paid tonight Pucky. And after that I'll probably be too depressed to sex it up but have your people call my people and we'll do this thing...eventually.
Don't worry I'm older too. I probably wouldn't want you to go that long anyway.
I'm a real BIG deal, IAG. Wicked stamina!!!
I really wish u would find a nice girl to settle down with. I know you say it's not you...so I shouldn't want that for you...but I can't help it.You sound like the hookers I used to date.
As everyone here already knows I mainly bang hookers, and many of them have a nasty habit of telling me I'm taking too long (to come).
When a hooker I'm plowing tells me I'm taking too long I remind her that most menial jobs don't pay $30 an hour and I've only been going for 3 minutes - then I say (sarcastically) "i'll finish in less than 10 minutes". Then I slow down and stall my climax until they are good and pissed off.
Sometimes I'll delay my gratification (and hers) for a long time just to see how much she'll take before complaining.
I really enjoy banging hookers that hate being with me.
Why don't you send over the proofs...I'll take a look at them and if they measure up, I'll give you a ring back.I'm a real BIG deal, IAG. Wicked stamina!!!
I really wish u would find a nice girl to settle down with. I know you say it's not you...so I shouldn't want that for you...but I can't help it.
Do the ladies call you Sherwood?
It's a shame. If you could be faithful, I think you would be a good boyfriend type.I've had enough disappointment with broads IAG - it's just not in the cards for me.
It's a shame. If you could be faithful, I think you would be a good boyfriend type.
I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to imply that. I don't know ..you have some penchant for the hookers..I didn't know if that ran along lines of sexual addiction or not...For some reason I thought you mentioned that before..maybe it was someone else.So now I'm not faithful?
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Do me a solid Baconator. Tell her I'll go easy on her.