House, you dead bro?

[simpleandy]

81 shot in Chicago during 4th of July weekend

Please advise

 

[simpleandy]

Dibs on his wife. Unless IAG wants her, that's cool.

I'll take his motorized bar stool too

 

[IAG]

I'm good Andy, but thanks for the 605 consideration. I just want the golf cart. And his jump rope. And that unopened box of macaroons.

 

[simpleandy]

Say a white guy from the 605 like me starts walking down the street there, how many minutes do I last?

 

[IAG]

Are you wearing a John Deere T-shirt?

 

[simpleandy]