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Hey Blitty

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Cut that damn stick down Blitty and I will like you just as much as you like me.

Seriously, I am almost for certain if you shorten that stick by 4 inches (to start) you will be back here telling everyone how I helped change your overall game. Blitty, with the exception on my old steel blade CCM Super Tacks, I used to get my older brothers hand-me-down hockey gear which included their sticks when I was a kid. I used to play with a long stick all the time. I was a very good skater and player, but my shot and ability to get things done in traffic was horrendous. A former player, who actually happened to become the captain of Canada's Olympic team, used to hound me to cut my stick down. I gave in and immediately my overall game improved dramatically. My shot, in particular my slap shot, was finally dangerous especially from the blue line. My ability to work the wall was so much improved I swear I felt like a totally different player.

Give it a try. With the "supposed" trust fund, it's not like you can't afford a new composite stick. Fuck go prostitute yourself if you can't afford one of those composites. Better yet, go buy yourself a wooden Sherwood PMP. $25 and you're good to go. Cut the stick to the bottom of your chin without having skates on.

Thank me later Champ!!!