Happy Earth Day!

[MonkeyF0cker]

I bought a Hummer today and ran over a tree. Cheers.

 

[kato]

nice.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL.

 

[Mudcat]

The Earth is alright I guess.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Mudcat,

Didn't you grow up with Mother Nature?

 

[kato]

you have got to be kidding me....

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/04/22/eco.friendly.romance/?hpt=C1

But if you haven't considered "greening your love life, you are still a total environmental disaster," according to Stefanie Iris Weiss, author of the recently released book, "Eco-Sex."

How should it work? Should you envision melting glaciers during a romantic dinner with your significant other?

Well, not quite.

It could be as simple as where you choose to go on a date.

"How about going to a restaurant where you can eat a seductive menu based on organic, local food, which has produced less carbon dioxide before it ends up on your plate?" Weiss suggested.

She is hoping to steer people away from "dirty" sex toward eco-sex. That means:

• Hop on your bike for your next date and leave your car at home. (That means saying "adieu" to long-distance relationships.)

• Stop excessive spending on Valentine's Day. (It produces way too much trash anyway.)

• Wear comfy bamboo underwear.

• Don't be so keen on having babies. How about adopting a child instead or implementing a one-child policy?

 

[Hawk]

Wasn't earth day a few weeks ago? To celebrate you were supposed to turn off your lights for an hour at 8:00 PM I think. If not earth day what was that nonsense about?

 

[RogueScholar]

I lit my fire this morning using plastic bottles in honor of Earth Day. Stop recycling, burn your old plastic to save landfill space. It may take 400 years to biodegrade but only 5 minutes to burn away into the air while warming your house in the process.

 

[MrMonkey]

I lit my fire this morning using plastic bottles in honor of Earth Day. Stop recycling, burn your old plastic to save landfill space. It may take 400 years to biodegrade but only 5 minutes to burn away into the air while warming your house in the process.

RS, seriously, isn't there any toxic fumes that go along with doing that?

 

[Matty]

Hmmm, burning plastic fumes.

 

[RogueScholar]

RS, seriously, isn't there any toxic fumes that go along with doing that?

Possibly, but all that stuff just goes up the chimney. It smells like candles in the house for a few minutes but still works 10x better than traditional kindling.

 

[Bread]

I lit my fire this morning using plastic bottles in honor of Earth Day. Stop recycling, burn your old plastic to save landfill space. It may take 400 years to biodegrade but only 5 minutes to burn away into the air while warming your house in the process.

To be serious for a second, this isn't very cool. I really hope you were kidding.

 

[Matty]

• Wear comfy bamboo underwear.

• Don't be so keen on having babies. How about adopting a child instead or implementing a one-child policy?