Archie
SP Nation and I Ruin things
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would you rather drown in a vat of Semen or live to be 90 and be surgically made into a conjoined siamese twin with Casper
Lame. Woulda been a neat party trick.
would you rather drown in a vat of Semen or live to be 90 and be surgically made into a conjoined siamese twin with Casper
I live with myself daily, and even I have to admit a vat of semen looks appetizing some days.
would you rather drown in a vat of Semen or live to be 90 and be surgically made into a conjoined siamese twin with Casper
would you rather be shat out by a giraffe or an ostrich?
Yeah but my concern about the giraffe is height of said giraffe's asshole. You could get dropped from a fatal height and not have enough griraffe shit to properly cushion you.
Have to give up all alcohol for life or have to mandatorily clean your own bum hole India style the rest of your life?
How about an 8 foot drop on the head? Might not come out feet first slowly. Might be disorienting inside a giraffe colon and humans might be a natural enema for giraffes.
Yeah but my concern about the giraffe is height of said giraffe's asshole. You could get dropped from a fatal height and not have enough griraffe shit to properly cushion you.
I suppose if the giraffe has explosive diarrhea it is possible.