Going to Leafs practice Saturday morning!!!!!!!

[fiveteamer]

Get to finally see the one-ball wonder up close and personal!

 

[MrMonkey]

Sounds great! Please take a few pics if your allowed!

 

[kato]

life by the balls, gamelive

fiver is on a winning streak

 

[fiveteamer]

God dammit boys we need to call off the hounds. Looks like it's not happening. I'll be able to get that much more drunk Friday night while I carve pumpkins.

Boys this is how you turn a negative into a positive.

 

[Archie]

don't cut yourself during a drunken pumpkin slicing!!!!

when Archie was a teen, he and his other semi-privileged thoughtful delinquent slackers from good families, used to steal pumpkins from houses late at night, take them somewhere carve them very nicely and then return them......


never did get to see any reactions from the owners....

sure made us giggle thinking about it though

 

[Matty]

Calm your storm guey. I might very well get an extra ticket, it seems to be a coinflip proposition at this point.

We just need some little kid to bail and/or die at some point during the week.

I mean shit happens.

 

[fiveteamer]

I have organized a pumpkin carving date with my new friend.

-put down lots of newspaper on the floor
-put on music (NOT rap...)
-make sure there is cold beer in fridge
-take seeds and put them in the oven with lots of salt
-live in an apartment so will 'donate' pumpkins to a house without any


sounds like a fun night, no?

 

[FairWarning]

Can't set the mood with rap?

 

[Archie]

-put down lots of newspaper on the floor----- thinking WELL ahead
-put on music (NOT rap...)------ Does Canada have a National Public Radio type dealio? not suggesting it, but this date makes me think of NPR type music.... I trust your musical tastes here
-make sure there is cold beer in fridge------mmmmmm
-take seeds and put them in the oven with lots of salt------wash well, and use butter liberally too
-live in an apartment so will 'donate' pumpkins to a house without any------YES

don't forget to

-make short non-shout out video
-tell one knock knock joke
-what about cuisine other than beer pumpkin seeds? cheese and crackers? veggie tray?
-get some candles going

 

[fiveteamer]

She's a HUGH fan of This American Life.

I was going to opt for olive oil instead of butter, butter in the oven might burn.

Last night we were in bed and Raekwon came on my ipod. Kind of not a very good mood setter. No rap.

 

[Matty]

She seems to be the type to like Coldplay.

Not a knock on her. My GF likes Coldplay.

I fokken hate Coldplay.

Play her some Coldplay.

 

[kato]

play her winterpills, fiver


use olive oil

 

[Archie]

I play that "fix you" song from coldplay from the half way point on, whenever i'm running and i'm in my last 400 meters or 2 mins or so on the treadmill...

its audio steroids for me

does she read Sedaris? she might like some Patty Griffin or Sleeping At Last, or Postal Service...

 

[tullamore]

Fiver

I had a date like this a few years ago.

It ended with me taking the girl to the hospital to get her stomach pumped.

Hope things go better for you

 

[stevek173]

Tully

Please elaborate pal

 

[MrMonkey]

Pumpkin carving sounds good Fiver! Honestly anything that involves drinking alcohol with it sounds great! Enjoy!

 

[fiveteamer]

Yes!!! It's back on boys. Going to see my heroes practice it up Saturday morning. I will buy some donuts and coffee.

We will post the pumpkin results on Wednesday. I think I'm going to win.

 

[Matty]

Looking forward to this shit.

I need to root for a new team.

Kidding.