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Alright I'm not going into the specifics of all the crazy shit Blittster, Breadly heck even myself did and posted about in here - IT NEVER HAPPENED UNLESS YOU POST ABOUT IT. Blitty has found love as have I and you know what? It's the best thing in the world but it's not all that entertaining to hear about now is it. Breadly had his number retired and only shows up to make money autographing his poster player card at select hotel events. Rubyn plays guitar around the campfire and sings about the old posting days, Cali is bathing in your chicken grease. Casper slurps baby food. Fok even Ploomberg isn't getting accused of various crimes anymore. Matty and Teela both multiplied.

Who is on a fucking rampage? Mistreating members of the opposing gender in crude fashion. Getting all fucked up and making things happen. Maybe on their own mission pursuing love, I don't know. Attacking tookuses. Drugs. Alcohol induced black outs. Who.

I do appreciate everyone here but shit man we need some good true stories! Exaggerate them a little if you need to to spice them up I just don't care. COME ON MAN MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN. Tell me something good come ON man.
 
Baken:

I'm bored with life pal, nothing excites me and I'm not very interested in things most men are interested in, ie pussy.

I'm rapidly approaching a year without having my junk touched by a female.

Now when I see an attractive female all I think is "gee what a pain in the ass broads can be - pass"

I do enjoy food. Pork products in particular.

I need to find a broad that will cook for me and clean up afterwards. All for no sex.


I did buy a bottle of Forty Creek the other day. I'm about halfway through it now.
 
Liking the Forty Creek alot Plommer.

I was thinking about pork rinds last night, weird.

Plommer we are overdue for a new whore or crazy lady story.

IAG you are OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL. DON'T GO GRAPE NUTS ON HER. JUST. DON'T.
 
Liking the Forty Creek alot Plommer.

I was thinking about pork rinds last night, weird.

Plommer we are overdue for a new whore or crazy lady story.

IAG you are OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL. DON'T GO GRAPE NUTS ON HER. JUST. DON'T.

Stevee, no interest in physical contact with broads pal. I still appreciate the beauty of a naked teen female and I really enjoy watching them masturbate live on webcam but thats purely for artistic value.

I have compiled a list of more than a few local ladies that will come to my place at an exceptionally affordable price but I just can't seem to get into it.