Female Poster, Waxing, Massage, OB-GYN, ect Experiences thread

[Archie]

let's get our Over-sharing on.....

Oxy, you are up with your happy ending story from the massage....

Cali, I expect big things from you

Nina, i'm sure you got all sorts of great experiences to share

Robyn, your whole life is ahead of you

Mrs. X, what happens in the roller derby locker room DOES NOT HAVE TO STAY THERE

DevilWoman, you'd prob just lie and post random pictures

Teela, we need a Savannah square sexual experience here...

Wally, you are welcome

Plommer, please don't post in this thread and scare anyone off

Boner, I hate you

Bread, you ever sniffed a dead kootch across the hall when no one was looking?

Jello, I need you to take notes and pay attention.... we will be recreating some of these stories for video during st. patty's day....

on the bar top of Kevin Barry's pub


who did I miss?

 

[Archie]

please let this thread live, please let this thread live....

from last night's query about waxing pain, and the offer of happy endings for soothing afterwards...

i've never been offered one

but i was definitely offered one after a massage. again in thailand. in a western country what she did to me would probably be defined as sexual assault but i just found the whole thing funny.

 

[Jello]

I'm all in on this one Arch. I was going to ask Oksy to go into more detail about the post wax massage...but felt it might come across as crass or inappropriate.

Then she said she had confused me with Daft so that bitch is dead to me now.

 

[Acid Joe]

On a serious note, even the legit massages in Costa Rica end up with a happy ending..... the other massages just end up with more......

 

[FreeFall]

I've been waxed and had a pedicure.

 

[Archie]

what kinda wax? chest? back? face?

could I get my neck waxed? its a pain to shave

can you get your choade/bunghole area waxed?

what was the pain like FF

 

[Badnina]

I fell asleep during my last leg/bikini wax

 

[Archie]

you still wear a bikini Nina?

I figured you for just unikini.... bottoms only

 

[Badnina]

haven't worn a bathing suit in over a month but still get bikini waxes.



I know. I know! Plommer would not approve.

 

[Archie]

Nina, you should fly up to join Cougar, Rodney, Brocklanders, leo, and I at the only midwestern nude beach

Mazo Beach in Wisconsin

 

[FreeFall]

what kinda wax? chest? back? face?

could I get my neck waxed? its a pain to shave

can you get your choade/bunghole area waxed?

what was the pain like FF

I got my chest and back waxed. I'd do it again if I was dating a 10, but I prefer to shave and have my man hair. After all I'm a fucking man and Jason Statham is my hero.

You could get your neck waxed and it'd be really easy. You can get your shit down there waxed too, but I've never done it.

The pain isn't that bad. I've broken some bones so maybe my pain is a little high. Worst case just have like 8 shots and go do it.

 

[Badnina]

Arch, you had up until Brock. He is a deal breaker.



ps...I acccidentally deleted the last number for you in my contacts on my phone. You need to send me a text so I can fix it

 

[CaliGirlNY]

eye brows and upper lip every two weeks, been doing it for, like, 12 years, so there's not much hair there, but they do it better than I can.

brazilian - Once every 6 to 7 weeks or so. it really depends. I absolutely HATE growing it out. It gets itchy and uncomfortable. I hate the way hair looks. So I often end up shaving until I know I have 1 week with no sex then I grow it out and get it waxed. You hair should be the length of a grain of rice to get it waxed (aka one week of growth). It hurts. bad. the area where my leg and crotch meet is the worst, and when they do the little are on the inside the lips of the vagina. Brazilian waxes include the butt hole area, that doesn't hurt at all, but the hot wax feels really weird on your butt hole. this is where i go: http://www.europeanwaxcenter.com

-Massage - I try to get a massage (90 minute swedish) every 2 months. but i can't really afford it. my mom goes once a month if not once every two weeks. I'm very jealous of her. Anyway I just had a massage last week, and before that I had one in June, and before that was, like, March. I love love love massages. I also give great massages. In college for just $100 I took a weekend course in massage therapy, just for fun. I'm very good at it. When I was unemployed in 2009 I thought about doing it for $.

obgyn - how boring. it's weird how guys get all weird out about it. or they think its sexual... it's SO not. Is a prostate exam sexual? no? yeah neither is having some dudes finger up your pussy feeling around for cancer.

 

[Badnina]

I don't think waxing hurts much at all. I seriously fell asleep.

 

[Bread]

God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore

 

[FreeFall]

cali is it true that the more you go the more your hair thins out? Will it eventually all go away?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

cali is it true that the more you go the more your hair thins out? Will it eventually all go away?

yes. it wont all go away forever, well maybe, but not usually. but my hair down there is deff. thinner and softer when it grows out, and come out easier.

Nina - you've probably been getting waxed longer than I have so you're used to it and the hair comes out easier over time. also it all depends on the person. Like that sensitive area between the thigh and crotch, for me, is just skin and bone basically, not much padding, so it hurts pretty bad.

 

[Bread]

Reading these posts and staring at this picture is really doing it for me tonight. YES! VICTORY!!!