Drunk J. Crew

[Matty]

Clickey here: http://drunkjcrew.tumblr.com/

 

[Mudcat]

Targeting the retard market, it appears.

Not unwise.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

As someone who wears a lot of J Crew - this is lame

 

[Matty]

Shit's hilarious:

 

[bacon]

As a wearer of Dickies jeans I don't understand any of this.

 

[Matty]

There's nothing to understand. Someone decided that the J. Crew models looked drunk and they superimposed drunk speech, making the clash between the glamourous imagery and boorish speech seem HILARIOUS.

 

[bacon]

I like the "wut" one

 

[Matty]

:

 

[bacon]

"braaaaak" too

but none of them that much. I'm funnier than this shit.

 

[Matty]

It's a story.

 

[bacon]

Bitch is flat.

 

[Matty]

See you get it.

 

[vagabond]

There's nothing to understand. Someone decided that the J. Crew models looked drunk and they superimposed drunk speech, making the clash between the glamourous imagery and boorish speech seem HILARIOUS.

Nothing glamorous about no tits, no ass, bad hair, pasty bitch.

 

[bacon]

Vagabond does not mince words.

 

[Matty]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/glamorous

charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, especially in a mysterious or magical way

Fergie isn't glamorous. She's a filthy slut who butchers the English language.

 

[vagabond]

This bitch is not mysterious or magical in any way unless she is modeling for ebola.

 

[Matty]

 

[IAG]

I have looked at this thread 3 times trying to determine if I want to spend the time and energy to try to get it. I give up. I'm out of the Jcrewloop