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Do you miss Muddy's mustache?

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Mudcat
Dammit I don't have bad teeth! It must just be something about that pic distorting things that way. I guarantee my teeth are whiter than the average shlep walking down the street.

Okay they're not as white as a typical news anchor - but they're pretty goshdarn good teeth dammit!
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I'm saying my teeth are worst than yours! Pay attention! TY!
 
I know but you don't make the comparison unless you think my teeth are bad to begin with.

Like for example you wouldn't say, "My sprinting speed <<<< Usain Bolt."

There is no impact unless the comparison is to something that is probably not all that quick.

Like you might say, "My sprinting speed <<< betplom."



That has some impact.

Same with teeth. You are saying I am to teeth what betplom is to sprinting.

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Mudcat
Like you might say, "My sprinting speed <<< betplom."

That has some impact.

Same with teeth. You are saying I am to teeth what betplom is to sprinting.
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Muddy, my grade 12 gym teacher once paid me a great compliment after watching me sprint against another kid.

In front of the whole class, he said:
"Plommer................. he's not as slow as he looks".

(PS: He called me by my real name, he didn't actually refer to me as Plommer)

PPS: This was a true story.
 
betplom
Muddy, my grade 12 gym teacher once paid me a great compliment after watching me sprint against another kid.

In front of the whole class, he said:
"Plommer................. he's not as slow as he looks".

(PS: He called me by my real name, he didn't actually refer to me as Plommer)

PPS: This was a true story.
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I am the opposite. I am much slower than I look. My teammates when I played baseball often commented how, when I stole bases, I appeared to be making such an all-out determined effort with my running while barely going anywhere. My base stealing was a consistent source of chuckles for my teammates.

But I picked my spots well and was quite successful at it. And when I stood at second base and smiled, it was with pretty goshdarn good teeth dammit.
 
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