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None. Only one I'm close enough with is Blitty and by the time his missing person turns into a death with no body recovered ill have forgotten.

Well maybe Saulty because I'm sure the spread (food) will be worth the trip. But not if he's Greek Orthodox. Sitting through that ceremony wouldnt be worth $1,000,000.
 
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None. Only one I'm close enough with is Blitty and by the time his missing person turns into a death with no body recovered ill have forgotten.

Well maybe Saulty because I'm sure the spread (food) will be worth the trip. But not if he's Greek Orthodox. Sitting through that ceremony wouldnt be worth $1,000,000.
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You can come late to my funeral Boner. The fan part is after the funeral where you can drink, eat and break plates on the floor while dancing like Zorba!!
 
MrsM always told me her late grandmother would say, "look at these people here, (guess back then the crying and clutching the casket) see me when I'm alive not when I'm dead! Honestly I'm not good at funerals giving respects (believe it or not the wrong thing comes out of my mouth on occasion) so probably in due time hopefully just get to cemetery with like a 6 pack and chit-chat over past moments! RIP Granny MrsM!*

*We have visited Granny MrsM more than once! She had 3 kids alive but she had a tombstone left without an engraving! Lazy bastards never got around to it so years later we got the engraving done! What a mess that was without having the deed and getting notarized paperwork and crap! MrsM is the best, as long as I don't fuk up! Bacon, you got a lot of fuking up to do to reach my HOF status buddy!
 
Holy crap Mr Monk! Ty for telling me I haven't hit bottom it has been a good time approaching it so I will continue please advise when it has happens!

I want my funeral to be a kegger with top shelf booze in which everyone laughs about what a jackass I was the only crying should be the result of hangovers the next day!

They should have finished the engraving Monk I hoped you engraved some things on their cars or maybe something else! Go Peanut go go Mrs. Monk!
 
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Well I guess even though Steve lives with me, he's not going to mine. bastard.
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he cant help the way he is...i just saw that some broad thinks the coloring on M&Ms is to blame for her kid being fucking stupid and getting chucked from pre-school... gotta think stevies was a hugh m&m eater and is suffering long term effects :lmao: .. im grasping here

i would make the trip to FW's funeral...if not in winter...and he left me keys to the goody truck
 
Bacon, I don't know if Cami has as much sympathy as MrsM bro! You a great salesman so you probably can get it done but I wouldn't chance it, so T'NOD OD KROW!

Beer only son! Never heard any stories bout Indians seeing spirits after drinking beer!
 
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