Swarmy
Professional Fucktard
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Police in Charleston, West Virginia, found Mark Thompson wandering around the woods in a bra and panties and covered in the blood of his neighbor's pygmy goat, which he had killed in his bedroom. He had been high on "bath salts" for three days.
Thompson's neighbor, Lisa Powers, had been keeping the goat in her backyard as a gift for her grandson, but her nephew got a call that Thompson had taken the goat. When the nephew went into Thompson's house, they found him covered in blood and without pants. That's when they called the cops, as one does when you find a bloody, pantless man in his own home. The cops then found Thompson wandering around in the woods near his home. This sounds like something out of a David Lynch movie.
Bath salts: one helluva drug, at least he wasn't on 'the pot'.
Thompson's neighbor, Lisa Powers, had been keeping the goat in her backyard as a gift for her grandson, but her nephew got a call that Thompson had taken the goat. When the nephew went into Thompson's house, they found him covered in blood and without pants. That's when they called the cops, as one does when you find a bloody, pantless man in his own home. The cops then found Thompson wandering around in the woods near his home. This sounds like something out of a David Lynch movie.
Bath salts: one helluva drug, at least he wasn't on 'the pot'.
