Craziest Thing You’ve Done For Money

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Some comments on various threads made me think of this question. Curious to know the craziest thing you’ve done for money.
 
Alright I have one.

I was working at this shit telemarketing job. Small underground thing about twenty years ago. It was selling this telephone service to people, total scam called Least Cost Routing. Basically the pitch is that you're going to have all of their phone calls routed to the least expensive carrier - be it (at the time) AT&T, MCI, whoever. Except that in reality they all went to Worldcom (which ended up going down via huge accounting scam) so it was just predatory marketing and definitely not for the cheapest service..

So anyway me and this dude Jason figure fuck it, the entire thing is a scam, so let's make as much as we can real quick and find something better in the meantime.

So what we do is we call back people we already signed up for the service, pretend they're new, get them pushed through again, get paid commission and we get fired from a shit job that no one will care about on our resumes.

It went exactly as planned and we both got paid, fired, drank a ton of beer and almost got our asses kicked.

True story.

#coolstorybruh
 
I took a 2oz shot of pure furniture polish for $5. Called it a 5 dolla holla. Others followed culminating with drinking a chewing tobacco spit cup and a shot of someone else's urine.
 
I took a 2oz shot of pure furniture polish for $5. Called it a 5 dolla holla. Others followed culminating with drinking a chewing tobacco spit cup and a shot of someone else's urine.

furniture polish? Jesus pal lol.
 
I’ve done so many crazy things.

1. Went to gay club w 4 guys from Long Island.
2. Food eating contest at Alliante Casino
3. Sold vintage baseball cards to my home economics teacher in the 7th grade to pay for my gambling habit
4. Sold my Movado watch to gas station attendant to pay for gas to get to ex girlfriends apartment....250 miles away
5. Sold rhubarb door to door as a young kid
6. Pirated porn movies and sold duplicates to my classmates for $10 a pop in the 6th grade
7. Going to court for that dentist to pay for hotel room


other things but my mind is fuzzy.
 
Did you not jerk it in front of a camera for ghey pr0n purposes? Or was that just a rumor?
 
Sold a Vox AC30 amp (mid 1990’s) and a brand new Rickenbacker guitar for $1,000 so I could take my girlfriend to Key West.
 
Did you not jerk it in front of a camera for ghey pr0n purposes? Or was that just a rumor?

I did make a jerk off movie for a guy but he never paid so he didn’t get it,

No money exchanged hands lol.
 
Sold a Vox AC30 amp (mid 1990’s) and a brand new Rickenbacker guitar for $1,000 so I could take my girlfriend to Key West.

That’s true love pal
 
I’ve done so many crazy things.

1. Went to gay club w 4 guys from Long Island.
2. Food eating contest at Alliante Casino
3. Sold vintage baseball cards to my home economics teacher in the 7th grade to pay for my gambling habit
4. Sold my Movado watch to gas station attendant to pay for gas to get to ex girlfriends apartment....250 miles away
5. Sold rhubarb door to door as a young kid
6. Pirated porn movies and sold duplicates to my classmates for $10 a pop in the 6th grade
7. Going to court for that dentist to pay for hotel room


other things but my mind is fuzzy.

Aliante Casino north of the strip?? My parents live like 5 mins from here!
 
Aliante Casino north of the strip?? My parents live like 5 mins from here!

I used to go there daily my first foray in Vegas. Went so often, I eventually became a President level member lmao.