Can I OverShare? Getting a semi-woody over Jello's posting

[Archie]

just want to say that Having Jello back has been a real career-saver for me as a power poster

I mean going into the last month before your marriage you think about the sacrifices you make as a family man and as a power poster....


Jello has convinced me NOT to adopt 3 children in our first 2 years together.....


as long as he sticks around.............

I think we make sweet power poster music together.....

even if he sucks in his knowledge about MLB pitching and trades

 

[Jello]

Jello has convinced me NOT to adopt 3 children in our first 2 years together.....

FUCK THOSE KIDS.

We need you here Archie.

I need you.

There. I said it.

 

[Archie]

Fuck you

i'm your puppet master now

 

[Jello]

Oh it's GONNA GET WEIRD IN HERE!!

yessir

 

[Archie]

just took a double shot

I'm bracing myself..........

but giddy in anticipation

 

[Archie]

ok shit nevermind

I really have to talk on this conference call .... in detail for about 10 mins here...

sorry

brb

 

[Jello]

Bourbouns going down pretty smooth. My stomach is not as much of a pussy as I thought it was.

(That was another hurtful comment from you calling me a pussy, btw. I didn't note it for the record this time, but between you and me...I caught that and it HURT me. BAD.)

 

[kato]

jello broke my heart once

 

[Jello]

kato.... KATO...

This is a hurtful free zone. Watch it.

 

[Saulty]

You two need to get a room.

 

[kato]

oh pavy
there is always room for you

 

[Archie]

Pavy can never quite fit in

there is a "room" for him

 

[Saulty]

oh pavy
there is always room for you

Not sure what a semi-woody is. Is it like part soft part hard? Explain.

 

[Archie]

you don't know what a semi is?

a chubby?


ok nevermind

 

[kato]

Not sure what a semi-woody is. Is it like part soft part hard? Explain.

see archie's answer

half rush of blood

 

[Saulty]

Mine is either completely soft or completely hard. Completely soft around men and completely hard around women.

 

[Jello]

Pavy have you heard about this MANHOOD camping craze?

You should look into it.

 

[Archie]

I remember in molec bio lectures my sophmore year....

I got a good semi every day. real nice chubby, and it felt nice. I could just tap it with my pencil or gently brush by it with my hand and it would be waves of pleasure...

well M, W, F..... I'm sure on Trs and Tuesday at 10 am I was sleeping or wacking it

anywho, my frosh year chem 101 lab partner sat in my row for this class... but two empty seats from me...... so a good 6 foot distance..... but we never talked after chem 101 first semester was over. she was bitchy and picky about lab reports and documentation. I liked to talk during labs and copy lab reports from whomever I could on my floor when it was my turn to submit lab reports.


anywho, long story already long... but i'll make it short from here..

one of those first semester sophmore days I had a real nice chubby. and remember I got a decent sized log, so in umbros or gym shorts it was obvious.... so you had to put a book or rest your hand on it, so it wasn't like pitching a tent.

but this day, I just sorta forgot and got bored in the stupid lecture about mitochondria cell refraction or whatever...

and I was absentmindedly stroking it, not hard or too obvious or anything... but I guess enough to get a big reaction from my old lab partner......

with huge big eyes she yelled out....




I'm calling my big Brothers JJGOLD and PAVEYRACKER on you!!!!!

seriously its fiction, why are you still reading you pervs