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Please tell us Mrs. Monkeys experience regarding her procedure today.

Plommer will be looking down the barrel of a colonoscopy gun in the near future himself.

Was she sedated and asleep through the procedure or awake and experiencing the anal joy in its fullest?
 
Plommer, I will do this for you pal! Dropped her off with 12:15 being start time for it! Recep told me should be done by 1:45 and then call will come giving me 30 minutes to pick her up! All I know she hasn't had solid food since Friday evening and nothing but a milkshake plus Lemon-Lime Gatorade since Saturday!
 
Plommer, everything went fine and doc didn't even need to remove any polyps! Good to go for 5 years!

Was put to asleep with the same stuff that Michael Jackson used just to sleep at night! But he didn't wake up one time! She didn't feel a thing and looks perfectly fine already but not supposed to drive and stuff! Resume normal activities tomorrow morning!
 
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Plommer, everything went fine and doc didn't even need to remove any polyps! Good to go for 5 years!
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Thats nice but I'm more interested in the procedure. Was it painful, uncomfortable etc?
You got people standing around looking at her hoo haw while they stuff a fukkin tube up her anus.
Was she asleep or awake while they pushed that camera halfway up her colon?

I'll be having the same procedure done soon and wanted to hear her experience.
 
She didn't feel a thing pal! Not uncomfortable at all! Out like a light! 3 men were looking at her hoo haw she tells me! Only thing is after it's over plenty of gas that must be discharged since your colon is pumped up with air so the docs can look at your colon better!

MrsM said the toughest thing bout colonoscopy is the 2 day prep you must go through before the procedure! No eating and drinking all that liquid! The purpose is to get to a point that only clear liquid is discharged through your anus like you have diarrhea!

Plommer, adhere to the proper prep requirements so the doc can give you his best work! You fuk that up and the doc can't see as good as he whats to! Might miss something that would be a problem! Maybe you might get a lady doc?
 
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