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I'm taking my first shit of the day as I type this. On a typical work day I do 2 or 3. One after coffee and one after lunch....maybe an afternoon 3rd. weekends it is rare I shot at all.....vacations I get constipated like I have a buttplug wedged deep in there

I suck shit at gambling in general. I did good yesterday so it will all come crashing down soon...posting my plays her for you to fade and win:

Show some support GL....maybe we can lure her back :bumpforgregm:

I know all you guys here give facials all day. While ol' shdw here has all his sperm go in tissues. but my question is really about bed sheets. If it gets on them do you leave it there or do you change the sheets? Mrs shdw01 does not allow sperm on the bed sheets....if it gets there...

Is this ok? In Hawaii I do not know the concept of snow fucking up the day/week.

if you don't pick you lose both

whatever happened to him? Remember he was stalking some girl on a dating website....and remember his mom who kept used toilet paper hidden all over the house

So he says this is what the kids do now-a-days. They download this app and you are chatting with girls and they just send you naked pictures of themselves because you can't save anything when they use this app. Man was I born a little too early.

If I were trying to create my own slot machine, how to I get all the crazy approvals to put my game in a casino? i.e. what hoops do I have to jump through before I can even discuss my game with the casinos?

They can do team Rice and team Sanders....they can do draft style. but what if instead of traditional scoring they went full fantasy scoring. something somewhat standard but what if they went full on....imagine how fun that would be. Andrew luck throws a 25 yard out to crabtree and he...

I just got redirected an hour ago while trying to visit GL on my phone

He says he has some bad news. All the labs came back and you have ________. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: which do you prefer he says: a) Alzheimers b) Terminal Cancer (because Alzheimers is terminal as well, so something semi-advanced) c) Full blown AIDS they are all shitty...which is least shitty?

did this place get started up in 2010?

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I may need further explanation of what pintrest and instagram are. I kind of get facebook and I've seen twitter.....but what is this hashtag business? 1) Why is not called a pound or number sign? 2) If I type "#tossingsalad" in google it doesn't do anything. Do I have to type this in...

can any of you guys help me? In the last 6 months I took 3 trips to vegas, I lose unbelievable amounts on sports gambling. but the kicker, for the last 2 months, I've been hitting up this local arcade. They have an assortment of games that you can win money. Lots of coin pusher type...

Multiple choice here. You have to do one of the below or else someone will murder your family and friends...all of them. What do you choose? a) have sex with a 350lb woman....and you are on the bottom. If you cannot finish you are forced to choose another option. b) get a BJ from a very...

or should I say good night?

So I wanted an Amazon gift card thinking I save a few bucks. So I ended up buying a $50 gift card on ebay but I paid $47 and they last second charge me $6 shipping so I already lost $3 off the bat. The seller keeps emailing me saying no need to mail I will get emailed the code. Fine. So I...