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It's a lot of naked men even by my loose standards. Let's be real, let's be real.

On the subject of Italian peen https://chatgpt.com/share/69c052ee-7830-8009-9c6b-79a42148ec43

Not a lot of peen, but sculptures? Dude. I finally understand why Italian expats cover their front lawns in marble sculptures. However over-the-top you think those looks like, it doesn't even begin to compare to the stuff here. The Trevi fountain is absolutely ridiculous.

Volcano wine

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Anyway here's Wonderwall

I just realized that the moon is rotated clockwise here vs what it looks like back home. The little crescent is almost at the bottom of the moon here whereas it's more to the right at home. Cool story bro

It's a lot more relaxed and friendly despite being super stylish. Love it. I would live here.

La Carbonara #1 di Milano 🤌 2024 Azelia Nebbiolo

Duomo di Milano I knew we were about to see a big-ass church, but this my friends is one big-ass church

So those tiny Fiat parked sideways are legally considered scooters/motorcycles. They're made of plastic. 😅

Makes sense

Gonna do it up and down and then meet the fam back down in Bellagio - they will have taken the ferry from Lake Como up to Bellagio. We'll all take the ferry back to Como to return my rental Specialized Tarmac SL7. I'm very excite! :dance:

I'm riding up this big hill on Monday. One of the most iconic climbs in the world, apparently. A cycling museum is at the top.

Some hot fokkin models on the streetcar ride home from the canal, holy shit boys. Even the wife commented on it. Even the bike shares are stylish

Hasn't Airbnb become a huge scam where people expect you to clean for them, and then they still charge you a huge cleaning fee? Fuck that. Our room in Rome was quite good. The Milan hotel room is pretty shit but the location is good. Other central options were super expensive, and we did look...

Milanese women are all dressed and caked in makeup like they're getting ready for a Vogue photo shoot. Whether they're ugly or not.

Had to pay 60 EUR (10 EUR per adult per day) city tax just gor the privilege of staying 3 nights in a dingy undersized room with stained sheets. 820 Canadian dollorz plus the aforementioned city tax. Unbelievable. Not a great first impression.

Toronto Raptors in the Milan metro