Guess what I'm doing

[Mudcat]

Go ahead, guess.

I'll give you a hint: it's really smart.



Guess what I'm doing.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Running your air conditioner with the doors and windows open to combat global warming?

 

[kato]

sorting socks

 

[Bread]

Applying for the head mod position at The EOG.

 

[Tron]

Moving to a real country?

 

[Mudcat]

No one has got it so far but those are some excellent ideas for what I should do next.

 

[Matty]

Moving to a real country?

Haha, burn.

 

[Matty]

Manustrating?

 

[AMBy]

Buying an engagement ring...

 

[Tron]

Buying an engagement ring...

I think we have a winner boys

 

[kato]

that could be smart

 

[Tron]

that could be smart

Oh ya we could discuss the "smartness" of getting married for weeks.

 

[kato]

Oh ya we could discuss the "smartness" of getting married for weeks.

that thread could rival 'ask vegas dave'

 

[Mrs. X]

Becoming an atheist or financing a couch?

 

[RogueScholar]

Masturbating while listening to an audiobook? (Had to find a way for wanking to look smart)

 

[Matty]

Smack? ...while listening to an audiobook?

 

[MrX]

Taping paper over the ESPN ticker?

 

[Mudcat]

Those are some terrific thoughtful answers however not correct. I'll tell you.

I am doing some spreadsheet work on college football. I am crunching the numbers from last year's spreadsheet and integrating them into my existing data and tweaking my strategies for the coming season.

That's right I am doing it now, comfortably in advance, instead of my usual 3.5 seconds before the season begins. I told you it was smart.

In fact I am taking periodic breaks just to strut around my apartment with my chest puffed out, singing, I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART!



That's what I'm doing.