Steves gets his life together

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You're like Charlie Brown and the football, only in your version of Peanuts Lucy has no intention to yank the ball at the last moment. She just patiently waits or you to kick the fucking ball, but you're too busy ranting at her about Plommer's petty crimes and she gets bored and goes home with the ball. After stealing your lunch money that was sticking out of your back pocket the whole time.
 
Lol right?

Funny the way you put it, but not funny that it's the sad truth man.

Also, I want to down a 40;soooo bad right now to eliminate this fucking hangover, and now I can't afford one.

#loserproblems
 
Have two or three beers at a time. Wait 3 hours. Repeat. Stop getting smashed. Find your sweet spot.

Fuck.
 
40 oz feels like my sweet spot mang.40 oz to freedom is not just a classic and pro Sublime album.
It's my addiction (one of them)

I have fun, everything is great. Music is awesome.

More and Tyler Durden with no money comes out to ruin his life.

Less and it doesn't feel like enough.
 
No mang I'ma really listen to you this time.

Seriously.

I've been drinking to avoid the pain of being a loser and my pain about my Mother. If she passes mop and I've still accomplished nothing I'll never forgive myself. Truth.

Then after the self pity the anger comes out.

Shit needs to change NOW.
 
FIND YOUR SWEET SPOT

MODERATION

BE A HIGH FUNCTIONING DRUNK
 
Sounds good when I can afford it mang.

Now it's good, VOIP (need that shit for shelter and jobs) and no mas for anything else.

I'm literally returning that Nordstrom belt for a Five Below or Dollar Tree option.Always appreciate you wisdom, Brotha.

Fyi I just remembered that I find free beer everywhere, so there's that.

This is Steves before his buzz. Everything is doom and gloom. Everyone is out to get me.

Tonight is Fucking New Years and I bet the free beer will be FLOWING.

Should be a good test to see is Steves can finally do as pro drinker Machu says.
 
Matty
Have two or three beers at a time. Wait 3 hours. Repeat. Stop getting smashed. Find your sweet spot.

Fuck.
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Yup,you got to try and break the cycle you are in.
Good Luck
 
Matty
Can't wait for your next threads:

  • Stevie tries murder-for-hire (wherein he proceeds to get drunk with his victim, who steals his gun and shoots him in the nutsack)
  • Stevie acts as a drug mule (wherein he swallows packets of heroin for a Mexican cartel, then drunkenly reveals that fact to a rando skank at the local dive, and ends up tied to a makeshift hospital bed near the border, an empty bottle of Ex-Lax by his side)
  • Stevie goes back to the future (wherein Doc Brown sends him to 2072, and he purchases the 2000-2050 Sports Almanac in a pawn shop, only to shred it in a fit of Twisted Tea rage when he realizes his Flyers still haven't won a Cup by then. He flies back home angry at Flyers management.)
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I'd love to see a spin off short movie about how Biff used the almanac

I mean he would have had to lose a good amount of strategic bets to avoid being cut off at certain books

he would have been betting before off shore, so only so many outs in Vegas. Couldn't take huge shots on crazy futures bets or huge parlays snd bankrupt the book.

maybe soccer bets over in Europe if the almanac had stuff like that?

would have had to be a slow grind to get as rich as he did
 
Archie
I'd love to see a spin off short movie about how Biff used the almanac

I mean he would have had to lose a good amount of strategic bets to avoid being cut off at certain books

he would have been betting before off shore, so only so many outs in Vegas. Couldn't take huge shots on crazy futures bets or huge parlays snd bankrupt the book.

maybe soccer bets over in Europe if the almanac had stuff like that?

would have had to be a slow grind to get as rich as he did
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I ever even thought of credit books.

Archie I fucking love u mang#nohomo #notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat
 
If you guys were me, would you consider AA?

Machus path sounds MUCH more fun, but those dudes can be pretty fucking cool, espesh if you need a crib and a job and shit.
 
On a different note once successful, will very likely pursue a strong (strong but not butch) Spanish woman to date.

Cami was strong minded sure but way too much of a pain in the ass w the crack baby and almost getting me into fights at bars and shit. They call her trouble for so many reasons.

Choke me out as you ride me baby, put that knife to my throat and grunge fuck me.

So FUCKING HOT is what they are.

Twoof.

Did I just dump into two pair again? Put that gun to my head baby.

NO.More. Mistakes.

Bookie was a space cadet. Ookie was a fugly loyalty thing.

I want sharp and strong minded. It's your show, baby.

Gotta earn that shit.
 
Nothing wrong w a little ebony too imo.

What's the scam baby, how we gonna pull that shit off.

That one that gave me that meal the other night was hot as fuck.
 
Archie
good luck finding a girl from Spain
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Archie do you think I'm the only Gameliver that pornhubs Latino sorority hazing vids?
 
stevek
If you guys were me, would you consider AA?

Machus path sounds MUCH more fun, but those dudes can be pretty fucking cool, espesh if you need a crib and a job and shit.
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You gotta try something,unless you want to spend the rest of your days wandering the streets in a stupor.Fortunately,you’re relatively young still and haven’t spent too much time on the streets but I use to volunteer/support a homeless shelter and people age fast out there.
 
Yeah man.

Fuck that Dingo, you're so consistently on point bro.

I didn't even think of that. With all the stress/health threats and very few REM cycles, of course that's the sad truth.

Very glad to have you on board here.
 
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