Suicide, Famine, AIDS, Cancer, Rape

[Jewish Prince]

Please rank in order of 1-5 with 1 being the least funny and 5 being the most funny. More specifically, if you are on a first date and want to break the ice with a joke, or begin a comedic discussion to ease the tension before your cocktail kicks in, which of these is preferred?

 

[Matty]

Your cancer would be the funniest.

 

[Jewish Prince]

Especially testicular

 

[tullamore]

I will laugh when you commit suicide

 

[Archie]

we know your fat ass hasn't experienced any real famine longer than 90 mins

 

[Archie]

cancer vax coming in warp speed

so we only will have 4 funnies left

 

[Boner_18]

cancer vax coming in warp speed

so we only will have 4 funnies left

Like operation Warp speed? The law granting billions to drug companies to stuff their pockets signed into law by Donald J Trump aka "Mr. Big Government."

 

[Matty]

Your cancer would be the funniest.

I just cracked myself up Good joking, 2016 Matty