Just a wonderful feelgood Cat story

[PuckOff]

Angus the cat returns home after 8 years missing
Owners say Angus's story should encourage owners to put microchips in their pets

OK going microchips is a wee bit excessive, but whatever.

For you pussy lovers - http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/angus-the-cat-returns-home-after-8-years-missing-1.2617379

 

[reno cool]

trying to change your image as a cat hater eh?

 

[Brandon Walsh]

I've eaten pussy before.

 

[bacon]

my hunch is he's more interested in being the microchip inserter

 

[PuckOff]

Bacon nails it. Will allow me to closely study the anatomy of a cat so I can come up with more humane ways to kill all the neighbourhood cats.

OK RELAX CAT LOVERS. IT'S A JOKE. ALL A JOKE.

 

[PuckOff]

I've eaten pussy before.

Brandon, stop it right now and I mean right fucking now. For the most part we are a fun loving group, but there are some sensitive pet lovers here. That's fine. I'm cool with it and respect their opinions to love their pets. I really do.

DO YOU LIKE (ANIMAL) CATS? Not lions, tigers, cougars (no pun intended), bobcats, cheetah's etc. and NOT the Vag. DO YOU LIKE SMALL DOMESTIC HOUSE/NEIGHBOURHOOD CATS?

 

[bacon]

I could see Pucky heading up anti household cat rallies all over the world and possibly starting an anti cat militia

 

[Brandon Walsh]

Brendon likes pussy....specially brendas

 

[Cami]

Man people take their pussy seriously around here.

 

[sadcat]

Pussy is serious business.

 

[PuckOff]

Pussy is serious business.

Do you smell?

 

[sadcat]

Do you smell?

a little

 

[housepicks]

 

[IAG]

Too easy.

 

[PuckOff]

a little

Hmmmmmmmmm, have you ever considered a feline douching at the Cat salon?