Sideburns

[Matty]

BTW housepicks, I meant to say that you get Gamelive now. Excellent thread. :

 

[mrquincy]

There seems to be a fine line between respectable sideburns and non-respectable ones... Once you reach the the level of Elvis-ness we got a problem.

Apparently the English ladies like the burns thanks to the cyclist Tour De France winner Bradley Wiggins.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2178524/Why-women-love-bit-Thanks-Bradley-Wiggins-sideburns-Amanda-Platell-confesses-finding-turn-on.html

 

[housepicks]

We've decided to give sideburns another shot, Cami cuts my hair and will let them grow, I see it failing though.

Not to go off on a tangent but having your spouse cut your hair is an experience in itself. That fantasy you've had of dunking your face in the hairdresser's tits when they're in front of you? From an assault charge to a casual laugh. Highly recommended.

:bros:

I don't know how this smiley ties in....but that's an amazing story....

 

[housepicks]

BTW housepicks, I meant to say that you get Gamelive now. Excellent thread. :

thanks jr. burner.

 

[housepicks]

There seems to be a fine line between respectable sideburns and non-respectable ones... Once you reach the the level of Elvis-ness we got a problem.

Apparently the English ladies like the burns thanks to the cyclist Tour De France winner Bradley Wiggins.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2178524/Why-women-love-bit-Thanks-Bradley-Wiggins-sideburns-Amanda-Platell-confesses-finding-turn-on.html

bottom burns obviously to thick...but I am not opposed to the shape of the top...if they are thinned out.

 

[bacon]

:bros:

I don't know how this smiley ties in....but that's an amazing story....

That's one of the better smilies in the history of the internet, nice pick.

Yeah depending on the situation you get the extra titties on the back too, mine does it on purpose.

I enjoy this underused smily HP.

 

[housepicks]

We've decided to give sideburns another shot, Cami cuts my hair and will let them grow, I see it failing though.

Not to go off on a tangent but having your spouse cut your hair is an experience in itself. That fantasy you've had of dunking your face in the hairdresser's tits when they're in front of you? From an assault charge to a casual laugh. Highly recommended.

I could tell that Matty could grow some burns almost overnight...me...myself...takes some time.. I have fucked them up and had to take them high...

Tell ya what I do.

I don't shave often...straight razor a few times a year. Usually just clippers. Once a week or 10 days...You will look like a fool trimming the rest of your face while attempting to grow them if it takes some time....Let the whole face go for about 10-14 days.

Now....if you use #2 on the side....everybody should...time that after facial overgrowth...the combination of short on the side with your facial hair is at its longest is your best bet.

So put a 2 all around...and then use the clippers to cut them in as low as you can on the face.

Take a look to the left. Look at those fockers.

I ain't lying.

 

[housepicks]

That's one of the better smilies in the history of the internet, nice pick.

Yeah depending on the situation you get the extra titties on the back too, mine does it on purpose.

I enjoy this underused smily HP.

Youre a lucky man.

 

[bacon]

It's not bad man, not bad at all.

I believe you on the burns, we'll see what happens there. The article you posted says it can make a square face look bigger, so I'm sure they won't last long either way.

 

[FairWarning]

I'd rather trade metal stories with Mr Q.

I seen enough bad sideburns in the 70's, i'm traumatized.

 

[mrquincy]

Ozzy Osbourne pours water over himself in concert all the time nowadays because he frequently pisses his pants...this way he can pee freely on stage and not have to worry about it. Also he has a guy backstage that sounds exactly like him singing along in case he fucks it up too much.True story.

Also this version of Black Sabbath has the drummer from Rage Against the Machine... pretty solid other than Ozzy

 

[Cami]

damn....

 

[FairWarning]

Ozzy Osbourne pours water over himself in concert all the time nowadays because he frequently pisses his pants...this way he can pee freely on stage and not have to worry about it. Also he has a guy backstage that sounds exactly like him singing along in case he fucks it up too much.True story.

The worst concerts I attended all were his. Too drunk to remember the lyrics, voice can't hold up anymore. The last BS tour was an embarrassment for Iommi and the other bandmates. Give me the Dio BS any day.

 

[mrquincy]

Thing is though the band is fucking brilliant this time, especially with the Rage drummer I think the drummer has his beard wound in with his dreadlocks but im not sure. Fucker looks like ANIMAL from the Muppets

... Ozzy is like a court jester...

 

[FairWarning]

Thing is though the band is fucking brilliant this time, especially with the Rage drummer... Ozzy is like a court jester...

Yup. When I think of Ozzy now, its his voice screaming SHARRRRRRRROOOOONNNNNN and not singing Paranoid. All he does is clap now and point the mic to the crowd. That was a great band behind him.