Any of you Fags ever do a Cleanse?

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E and I have been juicing for breakfast and dinner every day. I tweaked the recipe and eliminated the yellow bell pepper. The peppery taste just overpowered the other flavors.

Our go-to juice is:

3 red delicious apples
Lemon
Handful of berries
Cucumber
Celery
Broccoli
Beet
Avocado

It's pretty damn good.
 
Avocado juice is another new one.. You just puree it in the blender?

Try to get some ginger in there.

Kale.



Kale.
 
I do put some ginger occasionally, but it's hard to get a small piece to grind up in the juicer, and a big piece turns your juice into a full-on ginger nuclear blast.

And yeah, I take the avocado flesh out and sandwich it between two apples in the juicer's tube thingie. The top apple prevents the avocado from going straight to the pulp bin.

Fuck kale in my juice.
 
Matty
E and I have been juicing for breakfast and dinner every day.
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What the hell is going on in here? I could deal with the veggie pizza, (love it) but this is just too much.
 
Those apples matty have a lot of cals... 100+/ea, maybe even 125... if you're fasting go for the greens.


Im currently just fasting. Under 1000 cals a day. Had a coffee, hard boiled egg and an apple today.
 
We're getting married in October. Gotta pretend we're healthy and shit.
 
Boner_18
Those apples matty have a lot of cals... 100+/ea, maybe even 125... if you're fasting go for the greens.


Im currently just fasting. Under 1000 cals a day. Had a coffee, hard boiled egg and an apple today.
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I'd rather ease into it. Fasting would be fine if I was still working from home, but I gotta be semi-functional during the day.

2 juices + 1 proper meal a day is already a massive improvement over my regular diet.

My face is melting.

:cripwalk:
 
Screw em Matty...be true to yourself!


Boner..why are you fasting? What is going on here? Make yourself a sammich.
 
True true. Something better than nothing.

I'm was working out iag, 5 days a week. Couldn't drop any weight. So I said fuck it, I'll stop eating till I drop 5lbs. Also im going to Aruba in two weeks... so that's a fake deadline I can fool myself with..
 
Matty
We're getting married in October. Gotta pretend we're healthy and shit.
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Why?

Boner_18
True true. Something better than nothing.

I'm was working out iag, 5 days a week. Couldn't drop any weight. So I said fuck it, I'll stop eating till I drop 5lbs. Also im going to Aruba in two weeks... so that's a fake deadline I can fool myself with..
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I guess I get it with vacation. But the only pic/video I have seen of you, you certainly didn't look like you needed to drop weight. I just think you guys are so young..live a little! You can get all food conscientious when your are 40. But like with money, I'm the wrong person to ask. I eat pretty healthy when I'm not, but this juicing and stuff...well I dunno...I'd rather eat a salad...even if you get more value by juicing, I like solid food. Boner you are probably not dropping any weight cuz you don't need to. Whatever happened with that money challenge with your wife? Nm. I guess that's what you meant when you were working out 5 days a week.
 
I just want to look good in the pictures.

My face is fat.
 
I drop weight from time to time. I do it so I can gain it back. I read some stuff that says yo yoing isnt as bad as many people think and I really enjoy gaining weight (eating whatever I want). Im just a person of extremes, id rather be gluttonous for a while then fast.rather than enjoying in moderation all the time... I dunno.
 
Boner_18
I drop weight from time to time. I do it so I can gain it back. I read some stuff that says yo yoing isnt as bad as many people think and I really enjoy gaining weight (eating whatever I want). Im just a person of extremes, id rather be gluttonous for a while then fast.rather than enjoying in moderation all the time... I dunno.
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I get that.
 
Fasting


LOL. What are you a fucking hostage?


Matty, I use a thumb size of ginger (peeled obvi)

Most groceries will let you buy as little ginger as you need.
 
No, I mean, if I try to put it too small a piece, it gets catapulted in the pulp bin at the back of the juicer. Using a piece big enough means getting too much ginger in your juice.

Still need to experiment with ingredient placement in the tube.

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Lodge it into something else, apple, bunch of greens, lemon, whatever.
 
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