housepicks
SP Nation
- Since
- Oct 8, 2013
- Messages
- 5,309
- Score
- 77
- Tokens
- 0
Sat 8pm
Fight with wife
8:05
1/3rd of 1/5th vodka in 20 minutes
8:30
Arrive at friends house for ufc and cards
Crack open a new 1/5th of vodka
9pm-12am
Win 230$ on fights.
Wife and her friend arrive.
12am-?
Vodka gone...blackout stage...running on another fifth from a friends house.
Assualt 2 friends speaking with my wife...in the process knock over 2 tables..one with 200 in chips. Also knock over the women of a very strong 350 nfl lineman look alike man with 12 years served in jail. He throws me across the room with several people in tow to stop him from killing me.
Wife and her friend take me home and my shirt which took off when I stood up from the table when I announced that I was going to murder my 2 friends and whoever else.
8am
Wake up drunk..black out over. Make phone calls to find out why my arm and pants are so dirty.
Start to drink my original 1/5 of vodka.
8:30am
Get friend to come from the bar to pick me up.
Leave wallet at home and take single 100 dollar bill.
Order 2 shots of Goldshlager and a glass of goose splash of bull(14.75)
Ordered shots for whoever else wanted....Only 3 takers.
Challenge biggest man in bar to arm wrestling...20 bucks got to win both arms. Lose both arms.
Another glass of vodka. Rematch...win both arms...break table in process.
10:30 asked to leave bar...reblackout
4pm...reblackout over
Get dropped off by my wive at friends...yes...same friends.
5pm
Finish second vodka bottle..apologize the friend with knots on forehead....and
is brother....and his dad....and to xtra large excon via the telephone. Try to watch superbowl....cant make out score...barely even picture.
9pm
Think wife picked me up. No food in 36 hours. Try to put the moves on wive...rejected. try about every 30 minutes all night long...continuous rejection.
Monday 730 am....arrive at work...not feeling splendid.
Wife told me she wants a divorce last week...guess i aint handling it well.
Fight with wife
8:05
1/3rd of 1/5th vodka in 20 minutes
8:30
Arrive at friends house for ufc and cards
Crack open a new 1/5th of vodka
9pm-12am
Win 230$ on fights.
Wife and her friend arrive.
12am-?
Vodka gone...blackout stage...running on another fifth from a friends house.
Assualt 2 friends speaking with my wife...in the process knock over 2 tables..one with 200 in chips. Also knock over the women of a very strong 350 nfl lineman look alike man with 12 years served in jail. He throws me across the room with several people in tow to stop him from killing me.
Wife and her friend take me home and my shirt which took off when I stood up from the table when I announced that I was going to murder my 2 friends and whoever else.
8am
Wake up drunk..black out over. Make phone calls to find out why my arm and pants are so dirty.
Start to drink my original 1/5 of vodka.
8:30am
Get friend to come from the bar to pick me up.
Leave wallet at home and take single 100 dollar bill.
Order 2 shots of Goldshlager and a glass of goose splash of bull(14.75)
Ordered shots for whoever else wanted....Only 3 takers.
Challenge biggest man in bar to arm wrestling...20 bucks got to win both arms. Lose both arms.
Another glass of vodka. Rematch...win both arms...break table in process.
10:30 asked to leave bar...reblackout
4pm...reblackout over
Get dropped off by my wive at friends...yes...same friends.
5pm
Finish second vodka bottle..apologize the friend with knots on forehead....and
is brother....and his dad....and to xtra large excon via the telephone. Try to watch superbowl....cant make out score...barely even picture.
9pm
Think wife picked me up. No food in 36 hours. Try to put the moves on wive...rejected. try about every 30 minutes all night long...continuous rejection.
Monday 730 am....arrive at work...not feeling splendid.
Wife told me she wants a divorce last week...guess i aint handling it well.
I thought the same thing at first too!
