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This is a long but try and stay with me...

A democrat was driving along the road in a southern state when his car broke down.

Disparaged, he began walking to find the nearest gas station when a few minutes into his walk a car pulls over the side of the car and asks him "son, would you like a lift to anywhere?" "That would be great" responds the stranded man. "Well ok then, but 1st tell me are you a republican or democrat?" asks the driver of the car. "Democrat sir" responds the man and with that the car speeds off without him.

Several minutes later another car pulls out to help our stranded fellow. "Would you like a lift son?" "Yes please sir" responds the man. "Weel ok then but 1st you gotta tell me whether your a democrat or a republican" says the man in the car. "Im a Democrat sir" and with that the car again suddenly speeds off without him again.

Anyway, several minutes more go by when another car pulls up, this time with a gorgeous blonde driving the car. "You look lost their son, would you like a lift?". "Why yes please" says our excited stranded guy. "Well ok then" says the bombshell blonde. "But first tell me are you a republican or democrat?"

After the previous 2 experiences the man responds with "im a republican mam" thinking he didnt want to have to walk any further. "Well ok then, hop in" says the blonde.

So their driving down the road when the guy notices that the blonde drivers skirt is beginning to ride up her legs. She also begins unbuttoning her blouse to let the air breathe because its a rather hot day.

The man is beginning to become aroused and eventually has to cross legs due to an erection.

"Whats wrong son?" asks the stunning blonde, to which he responds with "well mam, iive been a republican for all of 10 minutes now and already i feel like fukkin someone"...

Feel better...
 
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This is a long but try and stay with me...

A democrat was driving along the road in a southern state when his car broke down.

Disparaged, he began walking to find the nearest gas station when a few minutes into his walk a car pulls over the side of the car and asks him "son, would you like a lift to anywhere?" "That would be great" responds the stranded man. "Well ok then, but 1st tell me are you a republican or democrat?" asks the driver of the car. "Democrat sir" responds the man and with that the car speeds off without him.

Several minutes later another car pulls out to help our stranded fellow. "Would you like a lift son?" "Yes please sir" responds the man. "Weel ok then but 1st you gotta tell me whether your a democrat or a republican" says the man in the car. "Im a Democrat sir" and with that the car again suddenly speeds off without him again.

Anyway, several minutes more go by when another car pulls up, this time with a gorgeous blonde driving the car. "You look lost their son, would you like a lift?". "Why yes please" says our excited stranded guy. "Well ok then" says the bombshell blonde. "But first tell me are you a republican or democrat?"

After the previous 2 experiences the man responds with "im a republican mam" thinking he didnt want to have to walk any further. "Well ok then, hop in" says the blonde.

So their driving down the road when the guy notices that the blonde drivers skirt is beginning to ride up her legs. She also begins unbuttoning her blouse to let the air breathe because its a rather hot day.

The man is beginning to become aroused and eventually has to cross legs due to an erection.

"Whats wrong son?" asks the stunning blonde, to which he responds with "well mam, iive been a republican for all of 10 minutes now and already i feel like fukkin someone"...

Feel better...
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3/4 smile. TY. Best one yet.

Have been taking generic WB for the last 3 days as had extra and was out of the brand. I should have known better. I went to the pharmacy today and want almost $800 for one month supply. Apparently my ins plan changed and I know have a pharmacy/medical combined deductible. I didn't get it, as I wanted to check with ins co before shelling out $800, but I'll have to have it. This stuff just isn't cutting it.

Thank you.
 
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