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Turn offs: Old Spice cologne *puke*, too much of any kind of cologne, fat, burping and farting, frat boys, loud mouths, grabby, smoking, balding guys that try to pretend it's not happening, excessive body hair.

Turn ons: Polo cologne (so old school and played I know. But I think it was popular with the boys, when I started noticing boys. It got cemented in the wiring), deadpan funny, tall, someone that can take charge and not be a dick, good arms. Basically Mr. X.
 
Damn, I wish we could all just live in a world where we treat people equally. I've got to get tailored shirts because of my biceps and I know that makes me odd. Strangers walk up to me and tell me I shouldn't wear colored contacts as the jade green looks fake even though they are real. Women oftentimes snicker when I disrobe as my appendage is overly ample but I close my eyes and pretend I didn't hear them. It's hurtful. How'd you like to be called washboard stomach since you were a junior in college? It's insensitive and yes it's cruel. Sometimes when I take a break from my medical practice, I go to clubs by myself, just to people watch and listen to music. Oh no, it's as though I have a real estate sign on my taut, sinewy buttocks and these women, that I don't even know mind you, think it's an open house as they grab me without any inhibitions.

I am forever trying to embrace my uniqueness but people are so cruel sometimes I just want to get on my 89 foot yacht and just sail away.
 
Swinging Johnson
Damn, I wish we could all just live in a world where we treat people equally. I've got to get tailored shirts because of my biceps and I know that makes me odd. Strangers walk up to me and tell me I shouldn't wear colored contacts as the jade green looks fake even though they are real. Women oftentimes snicker when I disrobe as my appendage is overly ample but I close my eyes and pretend I didn't hear them. It's hurtful. How'd you like to be called washboard stomach since you were a junior in college? It's insensitive and yes it's cruel. Sometimes when I take a break from my medical practice, I go to clubs by myself, just to people watch and listen to music. Oh no, it's as though I have a real estate sign on my taut, sinewy buttocks and these women, that I don't even know mind you, think it's an open house as they grab me without any inhibitions.

I am forever trying to embrace my uniqueness but people are so cruel sometimes I just want to get on my 89 foot yacht and just sail away.
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coming from dunder I would have believe this
 
Mrs. X
Don't tell me how to fight you, you...do do head! Why don't you come to Denver and say that to my face. So then I will punch you. I will punch you right in your poopy face tomato nose eyeball.
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i just keep thinking of the orbit gum commercial...

not too far from you and mr x... salt lake city
 
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