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I have new neighbours across the street. The seem like good people. Weird, but friendly. The wife (mother) is this freaky creative looking type. Not sure what he does. They have a 6 month old son. Get this. She has the kid on the front lawn on a blanket and my wife just chatted with her for a bit. She had the kid on a blanket with no diaper on. She told my wife she is looking for "cues" as to when the kid is going to piss or take a shit. She's said she's doing this to toilet train the fucking 6 month old child. WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Ok I know Saulty, Daft, Durito and myself have a child or children. I'm fairly certain that each of us are not this fucking insane to want to or have attempted to toilet train a 6 month old child. I swear some parents are fucking nuts.

BTW.... the mother of the child has a rat tail.
 
I have never done that nor would I. The earliest I would or have even attempted potty training was at 2, and even then I didn't have them running around naked. I used pulls ups that the front changed colors when they peed. I let them decide when they were ready, had them come with me and try to use it everytime I did (cuz I am a freak and I pee like every 20 minutes)
plus not to mention most children don't have the muscle control untill they are three to four years of age.

Side note, I think girls are easier to train.
 
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I have new neighbours across the street. The seem like good people. Weird, but friendly. The wife (mother) is this freaky creative looking type. Not sure what he does. They have a 6 month old son. Get this. She has the kid on the front lawn on a blanket and my wife just chatted with her for a bit. She had the kid on a blanket with no diaper on. She told my wife she is looking for "cues" as to when the kid is going to piss or take a shit. She's said she's doing this to toilet train the fucking 6 month old child. WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Ok I know Saulty, Daft, Durito and myself have a child or children. I'm fairly certain that each of us are not this fucking insane to want to or have attempted to toilet train a 6 month old child. I swear some parents are fucking nuts.

BTW.... the mother of the child has a rat tail.
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This is beyond stupid. What does she do when she gets a "cue" for piss or shit? Does she grab the baby and run to the closest bathroom?
 
My friend just told me he is using this naked crap to teach his soon to be 2 year old. Apparently there was an article in Parenting magazine that explained how to do this. We will not be attempting PT for another year and I can tell you that we will not be using this method.
 
durito
lol. they once tried to tell me that sg had her kids potty trained at one years old. i told them no she didn't.
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My good buddy and god father to my oldest boy tried to toilet train his oldest girl when she was 2 years old. The experiment failed miserably. I don't know what the fuck he was thinking even at 2 years old.
 
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I have never done that nor would I. The earliest I would or have even attempted potty training was at 2, and even then I didn't have them running around naked. I used pulls ups that the front changed colors when they peed. I let them decide when they were ready, had them come with me and try to use it everytime I did (cuz I am a freak and I pee like every 20 minutes)
plus not to mention most children don't have the muscle control untill they are three to four years of age.

Side note, I think girls are easier to train.
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I don't have girls, but I've been told that they are quicker to learn things than boys. Also supposed to be better talkers at a younger age then boys.
 
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I don't have girls, but I've been told that they are quicker to learn things than boys. Also supposed to be better talkers at a younger age then boys.
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Idk about the talking thing. Boys are funny though, when my friend was trainging her son, she used cheerios in the toilet for him to
aim at, he thought it was a game, and one morning he got up early to pee, and dumped the WHOLE box into the toilet!!

Every child has their own learning pace, my first born was talking very well and in sentances by the time she was about 2, where as my youngest still struggles and she is almost 3. I have a few friends with children the same and some of them speak well, while others don't. Each kid is different.
 
Emily learned at two. I didn't really do anything though. Just didn't put on a diaper at home and if she started to pee would put her on her toilet, which she hated. She started just holding it until I put on a diaper when we went out. Then one day she just started using her little toilet. She still will only use hers though, so outside the house it's diapers.
 
durito
Emily learned at two. I didn't really do anything though. Just didn't put on a diaper at home and if she started to pee would put her on her toilet, which she hated. She started just holding it until I put on a diaper when we went out. Then one day she just started using her little toilet. She still will only use hers though, so outside the house it's diapers.
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Lmao

I hate taking my nephew to the bathroom because he takes all of his clothes off, and climns onto the toilet to pee. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!
 
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