Drinking Diary 12/20/2011

[CASPERWAIT$]

On my 3rd Guinness at Parkers Grille.

Found this online.


[video=youtube_share;pmlvv4k8gxE]http://youtu.be/pmlvv4k8gxE[/video]


Guy ate cocaine out of his brothers ass.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

On 5th drink.

Hit on one girl. She said she had a boyfriend. I told her I wasn't planning on asking him out as well, so that was fine.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

A guy that looks like Santa Claus just said he had 13 kids on his lap today.

Don't know how I should have responded

 

[Matty]

I told her I wasn't planning on asking him out as well, so that was fine.

 

[Matty]

I just read the cocaine story. I can't believe someone would be retarded enough to eat a FOKKEN OUNCE at once.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I just read the cocaine story. I can't believe someone would be retarded enough to eat a FOKKEN OUNCE at once.

He was doing it for his brother. What a trooper.

 

[stevek173]

Casper you are on a roll today.

I dare say I want more. Nice line on the girl

How did she not go for it?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Casper you are on a roll today.

I dare say I want more. Nice line on the girl

How did she not go for it?

Steve have you seen my face?
I could offer a 12 inch dick coated in gold and an hour of intense orgasm and still not get a sniff of vagina juice.

Its okay. At least my ginger skin is supple and creamy today.

 

[stevek173]

Lol hang in there pal.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

New favorite song song and video.

[video=youtube_share;nq2ekIMMYXA]http://youtu.be/nq2ekIMMYXA[/video]

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

A cute ESPN writer responded to one of my tweets. How sad is it that I am smiling on such random crap.

 

[stevek173]

what's his name?

Was it Greenie?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

It was @SarahPhilli .

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Lets see. I have sent out 35 emails and tweeted 30 times today. I have collected not one new client.

Not a good day. Thank God I have my looks to get me through.

Did I mention a girl with one missing tooth is at the bar and she is cute?

 

[stevek173]

Casper you need to pull something tonight. I don't care if it's the guy who mops the floors. You ain't going home alone.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Casper you need to pull something tonight. I don't care if it's the guy who mops the floors. You ain't going home alone.

I would call or text Cali Girl but my airbrushing app on my Skype is broken.

Tis the season to be lonely.

Fa la la la la la la la la

It's all good. At least when I jerk off, my large hands make my small penis feel secure and taken care of.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Dear Casper,

When you sober up and cease hating life, remind yourself that just saying the word tapas does not make you cool.

Also, since I am the only person reading my posts, I would like to commend me for not making Anne Frank references.

PS: Cali Girl, did I mention I was single?

 

[Matty]

PS: Cali Girl, did I mention I was single?

:weeeeeeeeeeeeeee: