CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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- Aug 3, 2010
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1. A Playboy issue that doesn't have girls I wanted to see naked 5 years ago. Hugh, I know senility kicked in years ago, but you need to step up your game pal. A million dollars for Lindsay Lohan? Really? I saw these new pictures and I am not sure how much air you used in that air brushing, but I am pretty sure the Goodyear blimp is a bit lighter these days. Do us all a favor and get Miley Cyrus NOW before she ends up doing stints in rehab and prison. If Miley is to tough a catch, I'll settle for whomever Justin Bieber is sleeping with.
2. I would like Facebook to stop adding new things to the site. I am not a fan of being able to read what I wrote a year ago or two years ago. I don't need to be reminded about my drunken nights with Hooters girls or see pictures of me staring at a camera like I am E.T. on a Reese's Pieces hunt.
3. I want "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" to get back to what made it funny and not rely on obvious jokes like they have this season. You got a great cast of characters. Use them wisely.
4. For all my single ladies to put their hands up and act out every Beyonce lyric they assume empowers them.
5. I want a Christmas song that I haven't heard or that does not suck sung by Radiohead or Barry Manilow. A duet would be supreme.
6. Diet chicken wings. Nuff said.
7. For Barbasol shaving cream to stop trying to convince me if I shave with their product, I will be more manly. As I was shaving with them, I cut my face and began to cry. Then I ate quiche.
8. I want Casey Anthony to be framed for a murder in Vegas and to end up cell mates with OJ.
9. I want certain parts of my body to shrink, others to grow, and one part in particular to get worked out a lot more. Yes, I am talking about my shoulders.
10. For everyone to have a happy holiday and happy new year!
2. I would like Facebook to stop adding new things to the site. I am not a fan of being able to read what I wrote a year ago or two years ago. I don't need to be reminded about my drunken nights with Hooters girls or see pictures of me staring at a camera like I am E.T. on a Reese's Pieces hunt.
3. I want "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" to get back to what made it funny and not rely on obvious jokes like they have this season. You got a great cast of characters. Use them wisely.
4. For all my single ladies to put their hands up and act out every Beyonce lyric they assume empowers them.
5. I want a Christmas song that I haven't heard or that does not suck sung by Radiohead or Barry Manilow. A duet would be supreme.
6. Diet chicken wings. Nuff said.
7. For Barbasol shaving cream to stop trying to convince me if I shave with their product, I will be more manly. As I was shaving with them, I cut my face and began to cry. Then I ate quiche.
8. I want Casey Anthony to be framed for a murder in Vegas and to end up cell mates with OJ.
9. I want certain parts of my body to shrink, others to grow, and one part in particular to get worked out a lot more. Yes, I am talking about my shoulders.
10. For everyone to have a happy holiday and happy new year!
