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MrMonkey
Plommer, do you think maybe Mudcat got his cock problem from a dirty mouth lady? :dunno:
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Cock problems, plural. I can only imagine the filthy things that dude does with his cock, or "weiner" as he likes to call it.

Mr. Onkey Mudcat is getting as much use from his weiner as is physically possible, the man knows he will die alone and is compensating for that using his sexuality.
 
Setting aside my shmeckel issues and the tragic lack of company I can expect to have when my heart stops beating . . .

I don't share this particular pet peeve. I like a woman who can stylishly and strategically deploy profanity.
 
Plommer, here are some of my pet peeves:

People who do not use their manners. Like holding a door open for someone and they do not have the decency to say "thank you"
People who do not wash their hands after they use the washroom
People who cough or sneeze without covering their mouth
Inconsiderate drivers
When my wife overcooks my food
Whiny quebecois separatists
 
Mudcat
Setting aside my shmeckel issues and the tragic lack of company I can expect to have when my heart stops beating . . .

I don't share this particular pet peeve. I like a woman who can stylishly and strategically deploy profanity.
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I'm with Mudcat on this one, but interestingly enough it was only a comfort level I found after I gave up on thoughts of having children of my own. At that point I looked at all women as potential mothers, and held them to a higher standard. Now I have no such use for them, so however they want to speak is entirely their concern. Fact of the matter is, I don't even really pay attention to women anymore, and I've eliminated them from my social circle, save Robyn and Nina here. It drove me nuts when one of my female friends would hook up with a guy I was interested in, and since they didn't understand my feelings, I have now washed my hands of the entire gender.
 
RogueScholar
I'm with Mudcat on this one, but interestingly enough it was only a comfort level I found after I gave up on thoughts of having children of my own. At that point I looked at all women as potential mothers, and held them to a higher standard. Now I have no such use for them, so however they want to speak is entirely their concern. Fact of the matter is, I don't even really pay attention to women anymore, and I've eliminated them from my social circle, save Robyn and Nina here. It drove me nuts when one of my female friends would hook up with a guy I was interested in, and since they didn't understand my feelings, I have now washed my hands of the entire gender.
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Interesting.

I still have some use for women, but I see what you mean.
 
PuckOff
What about when one the whores you pay to fuck you yells out FUCK ME you MOTHERFUCKER? Does that annoy you or do you let is slide?
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I pay extra for that treatment. I guess I need to stop getting the classy incall girls and go for the Asian massage Parlor with the happy ending.


My biggest pet peeve is when I don't get the call girl complaining. It makes me feel as though I didn't bring my "A" game.
 
RageWizard
I pay extra for that treatment. I guess I need to stop getting the classy incall girls and go for the Asian massage Parlor with the happy ending.


My biggest pet peeve is when I don't get the call girl complaining. It makes me feel as though I didn't bring my "A" game.
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You mean the old "are you gonna come soon"? I hate that too. But the fake porn act will shut me down as well. As soon as I hear a hooker saying "fuck me, fuck me," (like I believe it, lol.) I lose my wood.
 
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