What's everyone doing today?

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I'm working so Obama can bomb a few targets in the Libyian dessert, but not catch the feared leader.
 
betplom
Taking Mrs Durito?

If so some pics (of her) in a bikini would be appreciated, pal.

Thanks.

Durito: MAKE her wear a bikini, pal. Common - DO the right thing here Dave, one time.
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Mrs. Durito is not here plom. I am on vacation.

She just send me some cell phone pics. No Bikinis though. 2nd one is Emily.

Wow you can attach pictures on a mac.
 

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Durito can you teach me to attach the pics on macs? I only know how to do it on my PC
 
I'm riding my bike around the lake a few times and then looking for a specifically sized cardboard box. Possibly I will go eat some Thai medium to spicy Tom Yum soup sometime later in the day. I may or may not reinstall previously improperly installed software on my laptop, and go to the bar.....possibly the later two at the same time.
 
It's cute that some of you still think I'm in the Bike Unit.

I love you guys.
 
Plommer denied being a bus driver for so long too.
 
I'm not denying my line of work, FB (French Bastard).

But y'all are way off on the specifics. It's cute.

Anyway, let's get back on track. I want my name to be durito in my next life.
 
I went to my local station last month to file a report for my lost passport & laptop. You know those jaded, rude office cops you see on TV and in cheesy cop movies? Well the stereotype seems to be dead on. His answers to my questions were either "I don't care, buddy." or "I don't know, buddy." :biglaugh: And while typing my report, he started listening to a woman who was filing a complaint about some Facebook-stalking shit. He nodded towards the woman, shook his head and said "Fucking Facebook, man." :biglaugh:

Daffy are you jaded?
 
Matty, you stated those items as "lost'! Of course the cop thought to himself well go find them you stupid fuk but was being as nice as possible in regards to you! :greencheck:

Stolen is a whole different story! Were you riding on a bus? :dunno:
 
I was drunk and forgot my bag at the bar. It was gone when I went back. I'm not sure if the report says the items were lost or stolen. Both?

Alcohol is a sweet devil.
 
Matty
I was drunk and forgot my bag at the bar. It was gone when I went back. I'm not sure if the report says the items were lost or stolen. Both?

Alcohol is a sweet devil.
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You know for being a highly, educated, young man you aren't too smart, are you?
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The guy/gal who casually picked up your "lost" items probably at this moment is frantically trying to locate you to give them back to you!
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